The Rap Battle Thread

[Zietra]

Be close with your friends, keep your enemies closer
This dumb blonde here has the IQ of a toaster
You'll just wreck yourself, with your rigid fragility
I'm like Eminem, you've got no rapping ability

I give up life, fml

 

[Chris]

CrimsonRed you are a genius for making this thread ;D

 

[Zietra]

CrimsonRed you are a genius for making this thread ;D

Continue rapping for me, man. I want to sleep ;-;

 

[inconceivable81]

Continue rapping for me, man. I want to sleep ;-;

You wanna sleep cause you fail like hell
And your looks couldn't turn on a forgotten bell
Your rapping skills are like that of a mouse
Wanna win? Go rap battle your house!

 

[PikachuPals]

... no rap here!

 

[inconceivable81]

... no rap here!

Pikachu, you are a yellow noob
Your lighting can't electrify a metal tube
Do you even know how to play?
68 wins I see, the answer is nay!

 

[OnlyMathias]

You're a Zombie
You're not my hombre
You are so old
you are covered in mold.

 

[PikachuPals]

You're only mathias
you think you're such a latias
a legend you are not
and you're also not so hot.


P.S. Latias is a legendary Pokémon !

 

[CrimsonRed]

You're only mathias
you think you're such a latias
a legend you are not
and you're also not so hot.


P.S. Latias is a legendary Pokémon !

You're like a Latias, you chicken out of your fights
Quit playing Pokemon, go ahead and catch a life
Help yourself, or should I say "Pika-Pikachu"
Screw a full Pokedex, I still wouldn't catch you

 

[PikachuPals]

You're like a Latias, you chicken out of your fights
Quit playing Pokemon, go ahead and catch a life
Help yourself, or should I say "Pika-Pikachu"
Screw a full Pokedex, I still wouldn't catch you

psst. it doesn't rhyme that much

 

[TheCornStealer]

You play with a bunch of noobs
You Started to grow moobs
It was actually was a bunch of fat
Then you got powned by a bat!


WTF!!!

 

[OnlyMathias]

Chicken.
Stop yo pickin.
Run!
before I cook your bum.