The Rap Battle Thread

[Fuzzycookie]

This ain't XBox Live, who cares if you banged your mother
I've won many times, I will gladly win another
We're professionals here sonny, you'll get crippled you rookie
I bet your girlfriend left you when she saw your fuzzy cookie.

I don't do impressions but... I can kinda flow
Your girls line up... I knock them done like some dominoes
Smash that lady and she is screaming "Fuzzy please don't go!"
If you weren't feeling that then homie.... You're kinda slow.

 

[Ninetailefox92]

impressions? riddle me this batman!
this kid, he thinks he has the master plan.
but he don't, he ain't no rapper, his mom is just a dirty slapper
and mate. she probably watches you, while you masterbate. Peace.
(no offence meant obv this is just for jokes , also I think slapper is english coloquial so for you americans a slapper is a prostitute)

 

[CrimsonRed]

impressions? riddle me this batman!
this kid, he thinks he has the master plan.
but he don't, he ain't no rapper, his mom is just a dirty slapper
and mate. she probably watches you, while you masterbate. Peace.
(no offence meant obv this is just for jokes , also I think slapper is english coloquial so for you americans a slapper is a prostitute)

I think it's obvious which one of us won't lose
You're talking about as much rubbish as FOX News
Your maps are overrated, they're absolutely horrid
Looks like CrimsonRed just beated your Red Forest

 

[Zietra]

I think it's obvious which one of us won't lose
You're talking about as much rubbish as FOX News
Your maps are overrated, they're absolutely horrid
Looks like CrimsonRed just beated your Red Forest

Your rap stinks like a thousand rotten eggs,
It's just as hopeless as a frog without legs.
Are you somehow trying to be rude,
Then it's better if you get "failure" tattoed.

 

[CrimsonRed]

Your rap stinks like a thousand rotten eggs,
It's just as hopeless as a frog without legs.
Are you somehow trying to be rude,
Then it's better if you get "failure" tattoed.

Listen here blondie, there's no time for manners
You're just as reckless as a blind man with a hammer
We call this game a rap battle, we rely on our wit
Instead I'll ink my fist, and stick "failure" right up your clit

I just reread my verse and I like to note that the last line was not a fisting joke.

 

[Cinci | Kame]

Listen here blondie, there's no time for manners
You're just as reckless as a blind man with a hammer
We call this game a rap battle, we rely on our wit
Instead I'll ink my fist, and stick "failure" right up your clit

I decided to come back for another stand
To go up and sail to the promised land
Yet I ended up finding you and your terrible beat
Why did I have to meet someone who won't ever admit defeat?

 

[ThisJKid]

I decided to come back for another stand
To go up and sail to the promised land
Yet I ended up finding you and your terrible beat
Why did I have to meet someone who won't ever admit defeat?

That's what I was thinking, you're bound to lose,
To CrimsonRed or me, it's your time to choose,
Your ship to the promised land will sink,
Any creative responses? It's time to think.

 

[Zietra]

Listen here blondie, there's no time for manners
You're just as reckless as a blind man with a hammer
We call this game a rap battle, we rely on our wit
Instead I'll ink my fist, and stick "failure" right up your clit

I'd love to be a blind man with a hammer, you know.
1. I wont see your ugly face, and second Im still dangerous with the hammer to throw.
But your words in your rap is a bit thorny,
I don't think you're here for the rapping, maybe you're just trying to show that you're horny.


#YepIWentThere

 

[CrimsonRed]

I'd love to be a blind man with a hammer, you know.
1. I wont see your ugly face, and second Im still dangerous with the hammer to throw.
But your words in your rap is a bit thorny,
I don't think you're here for the rapping, just trying to show that you're horny.


#YepIWentThere

Please, as if your face would even turn a guy on
'Been throwin smackdowns since we started this song
You're fruitless, we know about those people you scored
You should've gotten the Friends with Benefits award

 

[Zietra]

Please, as if your face would even turn a guy on
'Been throwin smackdowns since we started this song
You're fruitless, we know about those people you scored
You should've gotten the Friends with Benefits award

I think more people would be interested in me, sweetheart.
I would wreck you, but I dont want you to fall apart.
Now come up with something new that has some taste,
all your bullsh*t is only a big, fat waste.

(not serious with the first one though, I bet you're adorable<33)

 

[inconceivable81]

Please, as if your face would even turn a guy on
'Been throwin smackdowns since we started this song
You're fruitless, we know about those people you scored
You should've gotten the Friends with Benefits award

You know you sound all fine,
If we consider you're so brainless that you cannot dine
Now find your mum and watch her die
You've lost this thing, now say goodbye!

 

[CrimsonRed]

You know you sound all fine,
If we consider you're so brainless that you cannot dine
Now find your mum and watch her die
You've lost this thing, now say goodbye!

Inconceivable? More like an inconvinience
Are you calling be brainless? You're hardly a genius
I'll get on you like those zombie mushrooms when I'm done
Looks like I inconceivably eighty-won

I think more people would be interested in me, sweetheart.
I would wreck you, but I dont want you to fall apart.
Now come up with something new that has some taste,
all your bullsh*t is only a big, fat waste.

(not serious with the first one though, I bet you're adorable<33)

Be close with your friends, keep your enemies closer
This dumb blonde here has the IQ of a toaster
You'll just wreck yourself, with your rigid fragility
I'm like Eminem, you've got no rapping ability