The Rap Battle Thread

[flyon21]

Your raps are so bad my eyes are bleeding!
Now I'm about to shut you up like your feeding!
Your too scared to even have a face on that ugly skin of yours,
Man the future you got will be you broke and poor

 

[TheCornStealer]

Chicken.
Stop yo pickin.
Run!
before I cook your bum.

Plz don't cook Mah sexy butt

 

[OnlyMathias]

Your raps are so bad my eyes are bleeding!
Now I'm about to shut you up like your feeding!
Your too scared to even have a face on that ugly skin of yours,
Man the future you got will be you broke and poor

Fly away to that Place.
Where I killed you with that ace.
Country is what I am.
You're the one that is as fat as ham.

 

[FloppyMonitor]

Fly away to that Place.
Where I killed you with that ace.
Country is what I am.
You're the one that is as fat as ham.

Every time i see your face i stand and stare
then quickly make a sign that says "beware"
ill stick it on your face and let you cry
and then I will talk to my man Psy

 

[CrimsonRed]

Every time i see your face i stand and stare
then quickly make a sign that says "beware"
ill stick it on your face and let you cry
and then I will talk to my man Psy

Quit pretending you're not hurt, don't be such a copy
I'm sure your monitor's not the only thing that's floppy
While you're making signs, I'd suggest you make your own:
"A spoiled teenage prick who got his own ass pwned."

 

[FrenchFried]

Quit pretending you're not hurt, don't be such a copy
I'm sure your monitor's not the only thing that's floppy
While you're making signs, I'd suggest you make your own:
"A spoiled teenage prick who got his own ass pwned."

I'm pretty sure I can pwn ur butt, and you'll be like, "lolwut"
Then while ur playing on your computer, I mess with you on my best scooter. BOOM M8

 

[CrimsonRed]

I'm pretty sure I can pwn ur butt, and you'll be like, "lolwut"
Then while ur playing on your computer, I mess with you on my best scooter. BOOM M8

That made zero sense, Are you even being serious?
Four lines mate. You're the fast, but I'm the furious.
You're disgracing yourself and every single Asian
As one myself, you should stick to math equations

Don't worry mate, I'm also Asian, if you didn't catch it in the last line.

 

[Niall]

That made zero sense, Are you even being serious?
Four lines mate. You're the fast, but I'm the furious.
You're disgracing yourself and every single Asian
As one myself, you should stick to math equations

Don't worry mate, I'm also Asian, if you didn't catch it in the last line.

That was pretty horrible.
It makes you seem more adorable.
Do you even life bro?
I definitely don't think so.

 

[Boboaluitz]

That was pretty horrible.
It makes you seem more adorable.
Do you even life bro?
I definitely don't think so.

You dare call upon the powers of the Bobo?
Poppin' rhymes so fast you seem to be in slo-mo?
Though it seems crystal clear who is conquering this thread...
(if you want to live, stay away from CrimsonRed )

 

[zamilan]

They say i rap like a robot
So you can just call me rap-bot
I rap so fast you can just save me the trouble
and go home to your home that is rubble

 

[CrimsonRed]

They say i rap like a robot
So you can just call me rap-bot
I rap so fast you can just save me the trouble
and go home to your home that is rubble

Your chances of winning are one in a zamilian
I'm a poet. Call me Shakespeare comma William
I cry everytime when I read your rhymes
but that's fine, since we both know who's got prime

You dare call upon the powers of the Bobo?
Poppin' rhymes so fast you seem to be in slo-mo?
Though it seems crystal clear who is conquering this thread...
(if you want to live, stay away from CrimsonRed )

I feel like it's cheating since I made this thread tbh. I wish it was more active.

 

[zamilan]

Your chances of winning are one in a zamilian
I'm a poet. Call me Shakespeare comma William
I cry everytime when I read your rhymes
but that's fine, since we both know who's got prime


I feel like it's cheating since I made this thread tbh. I wish it was more active.

Now this looks like a job for me
so everybody just follow me
cause we need a little controversy
cause it feels so empty without me

I agree I'm a big fan of eminem and i like to see how other people feel about rap