The Rap Battle Thread

[Zietra]

You think ill just sit here and beg.
This girls got some spunk.
Cant just sit there and t-bag
Just get out here and stop being a punk!
>:3

I'm a cool punk and you know it, dayum.
And I'm going to bed, it's almost 1am.
So My man,now own the Minecraft cubes,
They are all just a bunch of noobs.

(Good luck with the rapping and goodnight<3)

 

[Chris]

I'm a cool punk and you know it, dayum.
And I'm going to bed, it's almost 1am.
So My man,now own the Minecraft cubes,
They are all just a bunch of noobs.

(Good luck with the rapping and goodnight<3)

She just burned all of Minecraft...

 

[CrimsonRed]

I'm a cool punk and you know it, dayum.
And I'm going to bed, it's almost 1am.
So My man,now own the Minecraft cubes,
They are all just a bunch of noobs.

(Good luck with the rapping and goodnight<3)

Sleep it off queen bee, you should take a Nyquil
What's the matter? Still on your monthly cycle?
Quit all of your snitching, this isn't your niche
Get back to the kitchen, and make me a sandwich.

I was going to use another word besides snitch, but I don't want to cause trouble.

 

[cctlcats]

Sleep it off queen bee, you should take a Nyquil
What's the matter? Still on your monthly cycle?
Quit all of your snitching, stay out of this niche
Get back to the kitchen, and make me a sandwich.

I was going to use another word besides snitch, but I don't want to cause trouble.

burrrnnnnn.

 

[Tekniik]

Ok now I seriously think someone getting butt hurt. And is going to start a big fight on here. .-.

 

[Turnip]

Ok now I seriously think someone getting butt hurt. And is going to start a big fight on here. .-.

Everyone knows that this thread is not serious, and any insults made should not be taken personally as they are a joke. Therefore, I don't think there's anything to worry about.

 

[CrimsonRed]

Ok now I seriously think someone getting butt hurt. And is going to start a big fight on here. .-.

The whole thread isn't meant to be serious, it's to be fun. Like Turnip said, this thread should not be taken to heart. A couple moderators even partook in it, plus we're 30 pages in and we haven't had any problems.

We don't have to worry about fights starting.

 

[Chris]

She just burned all of Minecraft...

Theres only one way to be red.
Chris_Bro is the only way to go son!
Now go to bed..
And now i'm gonna go have some fun.

 

[CrimsonRed]

Theres only one way to be red.
Chris_Bro is the only way to go son!
Now go to bed..
And now i'm gonna go have some fun.

Jesus Chris_Bro, your rhymes just have to stop
Tito won't be the only one that's pissed off
I'll take what you OutGive, when the odds are at stake
We're going to throw it down like it's 1998

 

[Chris]

Jesus Chris_Bro, your rhymes just have to stop
Tito won't be the only one that's pissed off
I'll take what you OutGive, when the odds are at stake
We're going to throw it down like it's 1998

I can't deny i was just burnt to a crisp...
But are You really Crimson, because you'll be black and blue when im done with you!
Ill throw you around like a wisp.
Thats it. Im done foo.

 

[Fuzzycookie]

I can't deny i was just burnt to a crisp...
But are You really Crimson, because you'll be black and blue when im done with you!
Ill throw you around like a wisp.
Thats it. Im done foo.

You know, they call me cocky, I rather call it confidence.
Your girlfriend calls me poppy, I showed her the condoms is.
Chocolate on her body, I did it with some condiments.
And after I was finished all she had for me was compliments.

 

[CrimsonRed]

You know, they call me cocky, I rather call it confidence.
Your girlfriend calls me poppy, I showed her the condoms is.
Chocolate on her body, I did it with some condiments.
And after I was finished all she had for me was compliments.

This ain't XBox Live, who cares if you banged your mother
I've won many times, I will gladly win another
We're professionals here sonny, you'll get crippled you rookie
I bet your girlfriend left you when she saw your fuzzy cookie.