The Rap Battle Thread

[Boboaluitz]

Now this looks like a job for me
so everybody just follow me
cause we need a little controversy
cause it feels so empty without me

Now lets talk and get the facts straight here, my friend
It seems you are using some platitudes of that eminem
I and others would prefer if you were a bit more original
Just sayin' it how it is, not spreadin lies or bein' subliminal

 

[CrimsonRed]

Now lets talk and get the facts straight here, my friend
It seems you are using some platitudes of that eminem
I and others would prefer if you were a bit more original
Just sayin' it how it is, not spreadin lies or bein' subliminal

Quit acting like you're sublime, everyone's had it
You spit really crappy rhymes with zero talent
And keep your head up, before you're looked down
You should change your name to Bobo the clown.

 

[Bamber]

Am I allowed to use "naughty" words?

 

[Boboaluitz]

Quit acting like you're sublime, everyone's had it
You spit really crappy rhymes with zero talent
And keep your head up, before you're looked down
You should change your name to Bobo the clown.

Now that I'm here, the king is quaking at my presence
Calling me a jester; are you scared of this peasant?
Try to bring it on in another round: you didn't even scratch my paint.
My rhymes are a potent poison, your knees will weaken, then you'll faint.

Am I allowed to use "naughty" words?

Keep it mostly appropriate, you can replace them. Just nothing super offensive.

 

[zamilan]

xD you caught me

 

[CrimsonRed]

Am I allowed to use "naughty" words?

You can use mild swear words. (crap, damn, etc.)

 

[FloppyMonitor]

Now that I'm here, the king is quaking at my presence
Calling me a jester; are you scared of this peasant?
Try to bring it on in another round: you didn't even scratch my paint.
My rhymes are a potent poison, your knees will weaken, then you'll faint.


Keep it mostly appropriate, you can replace them. Just nothing super offensive.

People may be peasants, but you are not the best
Bi*ch plz I suck your girlfriends breast.
I scratch everyone's paint
However, I never faint.

 

[Boboaluitz]

People may be peasants, but you are not the best
Bi*ch plz I suck your girlfriends breast.
I scratch everyone's paint
However, I never faint.

Man, your raps are made under a deceiving pretense
Your lyrics are far inferior, they hardly even make sense
Then you pilfer my rhymes, the lowest of rappin' lows.
Do ya even know what a rap is? And how to make your own?

 

[CrimsonRed]

Man, your raps are made under a deceiving pretense
Your lyrics are far inferior, they hardly even make sense
Then you pilfer my rhymes, the lowest of rappin' lows.
Do ya even know what a rap is? And how to make your own?

So what if he doesn't have good raps, that won't excuse your own
I get this battle heated up. You should probably go home.
You got yourself a nice flow, but let's hope that's not your best bet
Cause you've said one too many words that you are about to regret

 

[MaxTheKokiri]

So what if he doesn't have good raps, that won't excuse your own
I get this battle heated up. You should probably go home.
You got yourself a nice flow, but let's hope that's not your best bet
Cause you've said one too many words that you are about to regret

urbadidontevenneed4lineskidgetgoodscrub

 

[Cinci | Kame]

So what if he doesn't have good raps, that won't excuse your own
I get this battle heated up. You should probably go home.
You got yourself a nice flow, but let's hope that's not your best bet
Cause you've said one too many words that you are about to regret

I decided to come back for another run
because beating your a** is just too damn fun
I know this thread has died for a little while
I decided to bring it back, learn to go the extra mile

 

[KrowzieMCSG]

Maybe you should start leaving the party man,
Even Miley Cirus doesn't want that again.
All what I hear is how you suck,
So get away like a real bac.

Miley Cyrus*