The Rap Battle Thread

[endthebean]

You guys talk so much trash you're beginning to sound like oscar

But the truth is you have no one good on your roster

Yeah it's roster not rooster

So get your facts straight, booster...

 

[CrimsonRed]

You guys talk so much trash you're beginning to sound like oscar

But the truth is you have no one good on your roster

Yeah it's roster not rooster

So get your facts straight, booster...

You can go ahead and hold on to your skinny jeans
Because right now, I'm about to end this worthless bean.
I'd ought to light you up, like your worthless dragon.
Drink your tears and your blood from my golden flagon.
Now I'm going to break my own rule, just to prove a point.
You're going to get burned more than one of Snoop Dog's joints.
So how about this peasent kneel down and kiss his king's feet.
The only hood your rhymes belong in is Sesame Street.

 

[CandyCranium]

i know i may be breakin' the rule
but ima bout to bring this kid to school
just do me a favor and take a seat
cause you're about to get your a** beat
Hey bro, wtf, don't pick on Candy
At least he's not some stupid randy
Talkin bout how Candy's four
Bro at least he isn't poor
i can tell, i mean look at your name
no diamond? no gold? just quit this game
should I stop? should I end it there?
actually, no it wouldn't be fair
bringing up the real world in mah boy's face
bro, ima take you down and this race
you dont have a social life, you make me lol
i mean look at that signature, it says it all

Actually, I am poor

 

[SirCumstances]

Wow so many words
I suck at rapping
Go eat some birds
Please stop laughing

^how 2 wrap liek pru

 

[CorruptCrow]

You can go ahead and hold on to your skinny jeans
Because right now, I'm about to end this worthless bean.
I'd ought to light you up, like your worthless dragon.
Drink your tears and your blood from my golden flagon.
Now I'm going to break my own rule, just to prove a point.
You're going to get burned more than one of Snoop Dog's joints.
So how about this peasent kneel down and kiss his king's feet.
The only hood your rhymes belong in is Sesame Street.

Hey now, don't hate on bean's rhyme.
Beside, he's better than you 99% of the time.
I normally don't talk trash,
But I've just this itch I've been needing to scratch.
And why don't you go down to Sesame Street?
I heard you thought Elmo's world was neat
Now I hate to digress,
Because its obvious I'm the best,
Now excuse me as I fly home to my nest.

 

[KillyourbuttMC]

Hey now, don't hate on bean's rhyme.
Beside, he's better than you 99% of the time.
I normally don't talk trash,
But I've just this itch I've been needing to scratch.
And why don't you go down to Sesame Street?
I heard you thought Elmo's world was neat
Now I hate to digress,
Because its obvious I'm the best,
Now excuse me as I fly home to my nest.

Who said you were the best?
Was it the 3 birds in your nest?
You ain't the best until you are better than da rest.
You should stop rapping you little pest.

 

[Krafty]

Who said you were the best?
Was it the 3 birds in your nest?
You ain't the best until you are better than da rest.
You should stop rapping you little pest.

I am cool
Ur not
Ur a snot
Ur mom is hot

 

[MrMad2000]

I am cool
Ur not
Ur a snot
Ur mom is hot

You believe his mum is attractive in a sexual way
Don't worry kiddo, you can't tell night from day.
There's a bridge right here just dying to meet you.
Jump off it and you'll recieve candy, you narcissistic fool.

You can't keep up with the flow.
It's gonna beat your a** so low.

It's time you get goin' as you're not needed in this world.
As you're a complete waste of space and as I said you can't keep up the pace.
If you were famous you wouldn't make time for your original mates.
Instead you'd be so caught up in your crap and leave them with nothing but hate.

You're friends are all like regal eagles when you're a depressed and desperate 'lil bird.
In addition to this. You're a turd.

You're despicable, evil, chaotic, cowardly.
Also ghastly, mean, scared and lonely.

An approving glance from you is like Justin Beiber pulling a duck face.
I think it's time you get in bed, make sure you're tucked in.
Here's a story of how I like to kill.
I must say, I find it quite a thrill.
You're going to be my first.
I'll make you die of thirst.
You're too poor to buy food and you beg on the street.
You earn money by being nude and get nutmeg from dustbins.


THIS MADE NO SENSE SO DO NOT JUDGE MEH 3:

 

[FLAMEdex]

You believe his mum is attractive in a sexual way
Don't worry kiddo, you can't tell night from day.
There's a bridge right here just dying to meet you.
Jump off it and you'll recieve candy, you narcissistic fool.

You want me to die
Well that's just a lie
You can't kill me its impossible
Your horrible to me
If you wanna go onna killing spree
Go ahead but dont touch my green tea
just leave me alone
Your full of greed

Im also allergic to candy
so go back to your boyfriend Brandy

 

[Krafty]

You believe his mum is attractive in a sexual way
Don't worry kiddo, you can't tell night from day.
There's a bridge right here just dying to meet you.
Jump off it and you'll recieve candy, you narcissistic fool.

You can't keep up with the flow.
It's gonna beat your a** so low.

It's time you get goin' as you're not needed in this world.
As you're a complete waste of space and as I said you can't keep up the pace.
If you were famous you wouldn't make time for your original mates.
Instead you'd be so caught up in your crap and leave them with nothing but hate.

You're friends are all like regal eagles when you're a depressed and desperate 'lil bird.
In addition to this. You're a turd.

You're despicable, evil, chaotic, cowardly.
Also ghastly, mean, scared and lonely.

An approving glance from you is like Justin Beiber pulling a duck face.
I think it's time you get in bed, make sure you're tucked in.
Here's a story of how I like to kill.
I must say, I find it quite a thrill.
You're going to be my first.
I'll make you die of thirst.
You're too poor to buy food and you beg on the street.
You earn money by being nude and get nutmeg from dustbins.


THIS MADE NO SENSE SO DO NOT JUDGE MEH 3:

Im cooler than u
Ur a smelly poo,
Go back 2 zoo
Ur a walking loo

 

[MrMad2000]

You want me to die
Well that's just a lie
You can't kill me its impossible
Your horrible to me
If you wanna go onna killing spree
Go ahead but dont touch my green tea
just leave me alone
Your full of greed

Im also allergic to candy
so go back to your boyfriend Brandy

I take it you have evidence. Ha, please.
You're a peasant, of course you don't.

You call me a liar? Now that's dishonest.
You say I'm horrible? Now that's just a lie!
I hear you have green tea, I wasn't aware you could afford that.
Because you're so caught up in being like a cat.
The clock goes tick tock mate, I play by the rules.
You'll never be a king, you're a stubborn mule.

Full of greed? Do you know me?
Selfishness isn't my thing, but I'm independent.
Self reliant unlike you. Missy goody two shoes.

Did I say I was gay, not that it's a bad thing.
You just defeated your point. Wait! My spidey senses are tingling.
You hope one day you'll have a hero to come save you.
You're caught up in this catastrophe you caused, you opressing doctor who.
Wait, you're not that educated, paha.
You're actually quite stupid. Gonna go cry to Mama?

Im cooler than u
Ur a smelly poo,
Go back 2 zoo
Ur a walking loo

Cooler than me? You try too hard.
I'm gonna come down on you and show you what is bombard.
So much lack of sympathy, it makes me cry.
I'm waiting for the world to announce that you have died.

 

[Krafty]

I take it you have evidence. Ha, please.
You're a peasant, of course you don't.

You call me a liar? Now that's dishonest.
You say I'm horrible? Now that's just a lie!
I hear you have green tea, I wasn't aware you could afford that.
Because you're so caught up in being like a cat.
The clock goes tick tock mate, I play by the rules.
You'll never be a king, you're a stubborn mule.

Full of greed? Do you know me?
Selfishness isn't my thing, but I'm independent.
Self reliant unlike you. Missy goody two shoes.

Did I say I was gay, not that it's a bad thing.
You just defeated your point. Wait! My spidey senses are tingling.
You hope one day you'll have a hero to come save you.
You're caught up in this catastrophe you caused, you opressing doctor who.
Wait, you're not that educated, paha.
You're actually quite stupid. Gonna go cry to Mama?



Cooler than me? You try too hard.
I'm gonna come down on you and show you what is bombard.
So much lack of sympathy, it makes me cry.
I'm waiting for the world to announce that you have died.

U think ur a big shot u randy?
Ur name says it all u randy
Im sure u heard of me u randy
I can 12 heart u any day u randy
And im coolr than u