The Rap Battle Thread

[Redwash11]

First: the old man I met on the street was a rat,
Meaning you got kicked off the street and lost at,
This epic rap battle my mind can beat yours,
Unless you take me out using gas from your back
(Nasty)

 

[Cinci | Kame]

*Facepalm*, another eminem fan,
The last one I met was a sick old man,
Kicked him out of my way, told him get off the street,
Make room eminem, I'm coming through

You don't even rhyme yet you still decide to waste my valuable time
I already beat you to the punchline while you talked to your mom on facetime
You better hurry and jump off this bus, to beat you I don't even have to cuss
Your raps are more horrid then that new young slut Miley Cyrus

 

[AlgerWaterlow]

You kicked a sick old man, dude, what's up with that?
He may have been on the street, doesn't mean he's a rat.
Eminem made some room and I stepped right through,
There's only space for 1, but there's me and you..

Don't worry bros
I'm back in this game
Imma rock it with my prose
And the rest is lame.

 

[OMGjustin]

You don't even rhyme yet you still decide to waste my valuable time
I already beat you to the punchline while you talked to your mom on facetime
You better hurry and jump off this bus, to beat you I don't even have to cuss
Your raps are more horrid then that new young slut Miley Cyrus

I'll skip the panda's hiccup, you can call me skippuh
Imma be a killa while I go and eff your shiz up
Get your syllables under control, or you'll pay a toll
cause these rhymes are so bad I'm believing ya'll are trolls

 

[AlgerWaterlow]

I'll skip the panda's hiccup, you can call me skippuh
Imma be a killa while I go and eff your shiz up
Get your syllables under control, or you'll pay a toll
cause these rhymes are so bad I'm believing ya'll are trolls

Hey what the hell man?
You skipped my verse!
Careful with that ego, it'll get ye a ban
Unless I put ye in a hearse first!

 

[OMGjustin]

Hey what the hell man?
You skipped my verse!
Careful with that ego, it'll get ye a ban
Unless I put ye in a hearse first!

Your rap was too short, my eyesight went beyond
my rhymes get complicated like gadgets of James Bond
you kids and your attention cravings, we won't get along
I'm just kidding son, but get the hell off my lawn!

 

[BurningFire213]

Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver. So was Eddie Haskell, Wally, and ms. Cleaver. This guy keeps screaming, he's paranoid quick someone get his $&$ another steroid, blah blah blibbidie bluh blah, I ain't hear a word you said hibity hooblah, didn't you listen to the last round meathead? Pay attention your saying the same $&$& that he said.

(Not like I got it from 8 mile or anything pshhhhhhh...)

 

[CrimsonRed]

Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver. So was Eddie Haskell, Wally, and ms. Cleaver. This guy keeps screaming, he's paranoid quick someone get his $&$ another steroid, blah blah blibbidie bluh blah, I ain't hear a word you said hibity hooblah, didn't you listen to the last round meathead? Pay attention your saying the same $&$& that he said.

(Not like I got it from 8 mile or anything pshhhhhhh...)

Geez man, you should learn word formatting
Like Christmas time, you suck at rapping.
And stealing from 8 miles, man won't you learn?
For a BurningFire, you can't even burn.

 

[BurningFire213]

Geez man, you should learn word formatting
Like Christmas time, you suck at rapping.
And stealing from 8 miles, man won't you learn?
For a BurningFire, you can't even burn.

Ahh nice mehhh

But......

You call that a rap?
I'd rather eat dry tree sap
Cause that's what you are all dried up,
Did your mom help you make those rhymes up?
Just admit it man, I got you beat,
Now step back cause rapping is my seat.

 

[OMGjustin]

Ahh nice mehhh

But......

You call that a rap?
I'd rather eat dry tree sap
Cause that's what you are all dried up,
Did your mom help you make those rhymes up?
Just admit it man, I got you beat,
Now step back cause rapping is my seat.

rap's your seat? that's like Santa during Easter
you're trying to be gangster, probably wearing wife beaters
and dr dre beats, as fake as your image
don't try and call me out it'd be a nasty ass scrimmage

 

[YouBetterRun]

rap's your seat? that's like Santa during Easter
you're trying to be gangster, probably wearing wife beaters
and dr dre beats, as fake as your image
don't try and call me out it'd be a nasty ass scrimmage

OMGjustin, your raps are pretty sweet,
but why don't you try rapping on a beat?
spitting some random words in your rhymes,
maybe try to do some other activities, maybe mcsg sometimes?

 

[OMGjustin]

OMGjustin, your raps are pretty sweet,
but why don't you try rapping on a beat?
spitting some random words in your rhymes,
maybe try to do some other activities, maybe mcsg sometimes?

Rap enough in here and you'll be getting praised suddenly
The only soundwaves you need are my vocals diggin deep
and I don't need a beat on either iTunes or CD's
I'm the MCSG MC. 2ez and GG