The Rap Battle Thread

[CandyCranium]

U think ur a big shot u randy?
Ur name says it all u randy
Im sure u heard of me u randy
I can 12 heart u any day u randy
And im coolr than u

I'm Candy.
I'm a randy.

 

[OMGjustin]

I'm Candy.
I'm a randy.

l o l
preach and tell
roflmao
*pow* *pow* *pow*

 

[Krafty]

l o l
preach and tell
roflmao
*pow* *pow* *pow*

Quiet u butt
I wil stab u in d gut
Ur pvp sukcs
And so does ur haircut

 

[ZombiePigThang]

Quiet u butt
I wil stab u in d gut
Ur pvp sukcs
And so does ur haircut

I shall not be silenced
Nor am a i butt
Youre simply burned
by your own rutt..

I'm so sorry xD! it's so late... and i suck at rapping.. least i tried :3

 

[Krafty]

I shall not be silenced
Nor am a i butt
Youre simply burned
by your own rutt..

I'm so sorry xD! it's so late... and i suck at rapping.. least i tried :3

Was i talking to you?
No u random
U r a fish
U smell like a scab

 

[ZombiePigThang]

Was i talking to you?
No u random
U r a fish
U smell like a scab

Not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts
IM RICH, I've got fat stacks and super packs
Youre simply sitting in the gutter at my feet
begging for a profit..

I may have quoted Epic Rap battles of history :3

 

[OMGjustin]

Not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts
IM RICH, I've got fat stacks and super packs
Youre simply sitting in the gutter at my feet
begging for a profit..
I may have quoted Epic Rap battles of history :3

imma hit you in the head with a sack of money
cause krafty aint worth a direct quote from me
im an OG, MC PvP retiree
its unfortunate you'll be playing this till you're forty

 

[Cinci | Kame]

imma hit you in the head with a sack of money
cause krafty aint worth a direct quote from me
im an OG, MC PvP retiree
its unfortunate you'll be playing this till you're forty

"Omg, its justin, let me run i'm scarred"
I'm tired of your crap, get those raps repaired
You think your so cool, you just got out of school
And Ill tear you apart till you drown in a swimming pool

 

[CorruptCrow]

"Omg, its justin, let me run i'm scarred"
I'm tired of your crap, get those raps repaired
You think your so cool, you just got out of school
And Ill tear you apart till you drown in a swimming pool

If you think Justin's raps are broke you better look at your own first.
I can tell by comparing the two that you're by far the worst
Now get out of here son, this isn't the place you.
I'd leave now if I were you, and don't fall in the pool
It's better if you just stay in school
I'm the repair man and even I can't fix your raps with my tools

 

[MrMad2000]

If you think Justin's raps are broke you better look at your own first.
I can tell by comparing the two that you're by far the worst
Now get out of here son, this isn't the place you.
I'd leave now if I were you, and don't fall in the pool
It's better if you just stay in school
I'm the repair man and even I can't fix your raps with my tools

Haha! Don't bluff.
You sound like Donald Duck!
Get an education.
Knock off the temptation.
I know you love chocolate.
But if you eat one more bit.
You'll be fatter than this dude and 'dat ain't no good.

You think you're so cool!
MATEY! YOU'RE OLD SCHOOL!
The world don't need plonkers like you!

It's completely unnecessary.
You're an ancient raggedy berry.
Who'll be burned on judgement day
and you shall not be here to stay!
It's time to pick up the pace.
Move out the way or you're getting a fist in your face.
I don't know if you lack human emotion or if you're stupid.
But all I can see is you 'n your love bird making cupid.

My rhymes burn. You ugly old nerd.
You think your top notch. Prepare to loose it all Canterlot! (I've been obsessed with MLP lately.)
I don't see why I care.
You're pathetic, lonely and incredibly scared!
I think it's time I stop.
Or you'll die of terror and you'll just drop.

However I am mean and I am cruel.
But you lack sympathy, intellect and cool.
You have no talent apart from toilet cleaning.
What? You enjoy it? Why is your face beaming.
You find it arousing to hear your name.
It makes you feel like you've raised your game.
I actually find that incredibly lame.
Moreover, you're a baby like Zayn.
I make you move in one direction which will lead to your death.
No more we shall hear your name to be chanted because it seems you left.

I'm shocked that you've not started to cry.
Oh wait! You're a robot.
With no heart, with no head.
It is time to goto bed.

 

[CrimsonRed]

Haha! Don't bluff.
You sound like Donald Duck!
Get an education.
Knock off the temptation.
I know you love chocolate.
But if you eat one more bit.
You'll be fatter than this dude and 'dat ain't no good.

You think you're so cool!
MATEY! YOU'RE OLD SCHOOL!
The world don't need plonkers like you!

It's completely unnecessary.
You're an ancient raggedy berry.
Who'll be burned on judgement day
and you shall not be here to stay!
It's time to pick up the pace.
Move out the way or you're getting a fist in your face.
I don't know if you lack human emotion or if you're stupid.
But all I can see is you 'n your love bird making cupid.

My rhymes burn. You ugly old nerd.
You think your top notch. Prepare to loose it all Canterlot! (I've been obsessed with MLP lately.)
I don't see why I care.
You're pathetic, lonely and incredibly scared!
I think it's time I stop.
Or you'll die of terror and you'll just drop.

However I am mean and I am cruel.
But you lack sympathy, intellect and cool.
You have no talent apart from toilet cleaning.
What? You enjoy it? Why is your face beaming.
You find it arousing to hear your name.
It makes you feel like you've raised your game.
I actually find that incredibly lame.
Moreover, you're a baby like Zayn.
I make you move in one direction which will lead to your death.
No more we shall hear your name to be chanted because it seems you left.

I'm shocked that you've not started to cry.
Oh wait! You're a robot.
With no heart, with no head.
It is time to goto bed.

Too long, didn't read. Keep your verses terse.
Make sure every rhyme is everything you're worth
Because it's nothing, like you, your wallet, and your life.
I'd give you my number, but it's the wrong number, psyche.

 

[Ali]

Oh Mhm
Im going in
Yea erm
i lik trains goml