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The Rap Battle Thread

billyguy1

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Oh Mhm
Im going in
Yea erm
i lik trains goml
here i come, i've entered the thread,
better leave now or you'll soon be dead,
my grammar sucks but that's okay,
i can still steamroll you easy, all day, everyday
 

Ali

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Yo, I might not have de best grammar
But I know a fact is i can kick your butt in Pokemon x and y 6-0
 

OMGjustin

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no one has got bars that compare to my calibre
if the rap game was a job then I'd be your manager
no one can keep up, so imma light another bowl
kick back and relax, I may as well summon Soul
 
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MrMad2000

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I'm Asian
Not Caucasian.
Word.
I have word you're a bird that saours through the sky.
In a matter of time you'll find that you shall die.
My wraith will haunt you forever and ever.
And you shall disintegrate into one tiny feather.

You say you are Asian? You got a C in school.
Your mum wanted an A*. You silly little tool.
You think you're so smart? Well I am all science.
You're all fat cheesecakes and lying and ... Stuff

Don't you even try as you know you have lost.
You may not call me king, but you can call me Boss.
 

CandyCranium

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I have word you're a bird that saours through the sky.
In a matter of time you'll find that you shall die.
My wraith will haunt you forever and ever.
And you shall disintegrate into one tiny feather.

You say you are Asian? You got a C in school.
Your mum wanted an A*. You silly little tool.
You think you're so smart? Well I am all science.
You're all fat cheesecakes and lying and ... Stuff

Don't you even try as you know you have lost.
You may not call me king, but you can call me Boss.
What is this, a rap or a poem?
why don't you but some better insults, that'll show em,
cuz right now, your rap is like your d!ck;
short and bad, something no one would ever lick.
 

CrimsonRed

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What is this, a rap or a poem?
why don't you but some better insults, that'll show em,
cuz right now, your rap is like your d!ck;
short and bad, something no one would ever lick.
Like Mad's phallus, you couldn't make a comeback
But making Inappropriate body part on a male jokes as an Asian is particularly sad
You're a failure, like your grades in Intro to Rap
Quit rhyming, and go back to studying or some cr@p.
I'm Asian, so any racist jokes were not meant to be taken seriously.
 
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MrMad2000

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Like Mad's phallus, you couldn't make a comeback
But making Inappropriate body part on a male jokes as an Asian is particularly sad
You're a failure, like your grades in Intro to Rap
Quit rhyming, and go back to studying or some cr@p.
Well thank you dear boy, but I can handle myself.
Unfortunately. You can't.
Take it. Reality hurts.
It's gonna burn. You're gonna learn.
It's gonna make you squirm.

You'll not sleep tonight.
Your room's full of light.
Also, you look like sh!te.
Alright, alright.
Maybe I'm rude.
But you're crude.
You eat too much food.
Also, stop being Miley and getting nude.
Please stop watching doctor who.
It makes you look like you're in a mood.

DON'T JUDGE ME
 

CrimsonRed

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Well thank you dear boy, but I can handle myself.
Unfortunately. You can't.
Take it. Reality hurts.
It's gonna burn. You're gonna learn.
It's gonna make you squirm.

You'll not sleep tonight.
Your room's full of light.
Also, you look like sh!te.
Alright, alright.
Maybe I'm rude.
But you're crude.
You eat too much food.
Also, stop being Miley and getting nude.
Please stop watching doctor who.
It makes you look like you're in a mood.

DON'T JUDGE ME
Quit putting words in my mouth, you're not making sense.
You're as heavy as black matter, and just as dense.
I'd reccommend a rhyming dictionary, fool
And I'd suggest you stick to the four-line rule.
 
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MrMad2000

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Quit putting words in my mouth, you're not making sense.
You're as heavy as black matter, and just as dense.
I'd reccommend a rhyming dictionary, fool
And I'd suggest you stick to the four-line rule.
Since when did you hear me play by the rules?
You goody little two shoes. You're good for nothing.
Why must I rhyme? Does it even matter?
Don't try play clever saying I'm heavy. You're a lot fatter.
 

CrimsonRed

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Since when did you hear me play by the rules?
You goody little two shoes. You're good for nothing.
Why must I rhyme? Does it even matter?
Don't try play clever saying I'm heavy. You're a lot fatter.
Well you're playing by the rules since you got four lines.
You claim that it's fruitless, yet your verses still rhyme.
Playing clever is something that you will never do.
You think you're better? You're looser than your stools.
 
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MrMad2000

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Well you're playing by the rules since you got four lines.
You claim that it's fruitless, yet your verses still rhyme.
Playing clever is something that you will never do.
You think you're better? You're looser than your stools.
Sorry, drop it. No need to act sophisticated.
I never said I'm better. I just proved it.
Clever? Please. I'm just stating a fact.
Crimson Red? Do you like cats?
Fur, purr. Get in the car.
I'll take you on a ride, you'll see things you've not seen before.
Rules? Pah. I'm disobedient.
And I am not whatsoever at all lenient.
I am tired so I wish you good night.
When you wake up you'll hopefully have frostbite.
 

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