The Rap Battle Thread

[Jayotic]

Lol kid you're such a fool. Trying to rap and act all cool.
You think you're the best of the best, all you get in school are f's on a test.
Why do you even bother to try to FNS you're not ToxicWaste.
Get out of here all you are is a freakin waste.

 

[OMGjustin]

Lol kid you're such a fool. Trying to rap and act all cool.
You think you're the best of the best, all you get in school are f's on a test.
Why do you even bother to try to FNS you're not ToxicWaste.
Get out of here all you are is a freakin waste.

If you're talking about waste, I'll lay you down, son
no sweat, no remorse, it's just all around fun
kick back and relax and sip some brown rum
if you're looking for a king, well, I think you found one

 

[endthebean]

If you're talking about waste, I'll lay you down, son
no sweat, no remorse, it's just all around fun
kick back and relax and sip some brown rum
if you're looking for a king, well, I think you found one

You say you're king, but you really a peasant
1v1 me bro and you wont feel so pleasant
I light you up like a freak
Use a fishing rod like G33ke

 

[MrMad2000]

You say you're king, but you really a peasant
1v1 me bro and you wont feel so pleasant
I light you up like a freak
Use a fishing rod like G33ke

You think you're so tough?
It's about to get rough.
Chaos is my name.
Time to play a game...

 

[endthebean]

You think you're so tough?
It's about to get rough.
Chaos is my name.
Time to play a game...

Bet you think you're clever
But you wont see me coming like Helen Keller
Destroy you so fast
I'll have your family praying at mass

 

[FLAMEdex]

When you rap you crack everyone up with Laughter
Man you sound like chubacca
You should learn how to rap before you go on stage
You think your so powerful like thor. But dude your a bore. NOW GET OFFSTAGE

 

[CandyCranium]

I like you FLAMEdex, you are very nice,
If you keep it up, I'll even give you rice!

 

[MrMad2000]

I like you FLAMEdex, you are very nice,
If you keep it up, I'll even give you rice!

Aha, how pathetic! You sound like you're four!
Wait a moment, I have someone knocking at my door.
Because I have a social life and I have friendly contacts.
I believe that your time is up, let us end your contract.

 

[OMGjustin]

I like you FLAMEdex, you are very nice,
If you keep it up, I'll even give you rice!

Rice is for the desparate and it sums up this thread
You might as well throw in a loaf of old bread
Imma give you some clarity, this is not a charity
I'm bad at pvp and I need someone to carry me

 

[Soul]

Aha, how pathetic! You sound like you're four!
Wait a moment, I have someone knocking at my door.
Because I have a social life and I have friendly contacts.
I believe that your time is up, let us end your contract.

i know i may be breakin' the rule
but ima bout to bring this kid to school
just do me a favor and take a seat
cause you're about to get your a** beat
Hey bro, wtf, don't pick on Candy
At least he's not some stupid randy
Talkin bout how Candy's four
Bro at least he isn't poor
i can tell, i mean look at your name
no diamond? no gold? just quit this game
should I stop? should I end it there?
actually, no it wouldn't be fair
bringing up the real world in mah boy's face
bro, ima take you down and this race
you dont have a social life, you make me lol
i mean look at that signature, it says it all

 

[OMGjustin]

i know i may be breakin' the rule
but ima bout to bring this kid to school
just do me a favor and take a seat
cause you're about to get your a** beat
Hey bro, wtf, don't pick on Candy
At least he's not some stupid randy
Talkin bout how Candy's four
Bro at least he isn't poor
i can tell, i mean look at your name
no diamond? no gold? just quit this game
should I stop? should I end it there?
actually, no it wouldn't be fair
bringing up the real world in mah boy's face
bro, ima take you down and this race
you dont have a social life, you make me lol
i mean look at that signature, it says it all

you led my eyes to scan across his signature
I think it possessed me and now I need a minister
my eyes are pouring blood and it's feeling pretty sinister
it feels like my basic fluids are mixing with some vinegar
like, actually my sanity is leaking frantically
I've had enough, it's bad to me, OHH THE HUMANITY!
39 pages later and soul shows his face finally
I can stream this thread on PPV and get solid financially
you need to get Forgotten in here, the battles of the family
this gun' be good, the opportunity you handed me

 

[Pyqro]

you led my eyes to scan across his signature
I think it possessed me and now I need a minister
my eyes are pouring blood and it's feeling pretty sinister
it feels like my basic fluids are mixing with some vinegar
like, actually my sanity is leaking frantically
I've had enough, it's bad to me, OHH THE HUMANITY!
39 pages later and soul shows his face finally
I can stream this thread on PPV and get solid financially
you need to get Forgotten in here, the battles of the family
this gun' be good, the opportunity you handed me

youre just a sad waste,
what is that? copy and paste?
ill gg 10 hert u irl
so come at me m9
get rhymd