What's your excuse?

[wertea]

I can't because I had my nose surgically removed and have found no other uses for tissues.

Nolife.

 

[Krafty]

Can't because already have.

Try to lick your own ear

 

[branone]

Can't because my tongue is too short.

Get a hair cut.

 

[XxGagaxX]

I can't because I draw all my strength from hair (Samson, google it).

Kiss me.

 

[Krafty]

Can't because you have no lips.

Dip your nipple into a glass of warm fermented Orange Juice

 

[wertea]

Can't because allergies

Decapitate yourself

 

[branone]

Can't because my neck is made of iron.

Eat a baby Eagle for lunch

 

[Matt_The Dreamer]

Can't because I'm scared of Eagles.

Make an excuse.

 

[Claq]

I can't because: FER BENJA AND TEH BACCA

Stop dancing.

 

[VeeZa]

I can't I've been cursed to dance forever!

Ride a horse.

 

[Claq]

But Horse's scare me (They actually do)

Kill all Half_Squirrels

 

[Matt_The Dreamer]

I would but I licked it

Listen to dubstep.