What's your excuse?

[duckluv321]

I stole the last pair from the shop.

Make me lol

 

[Krafty]

I can't, because Clowns rain on a Saturday.

Buy me a 27$ worth pair of Puppets.

 

[duckluv321]

I can't, because all the good ones cost $55

Massage a cat

 

[Krafty]

I can't, because all the good ones cost $55

Massage a cat

I can't because everything I touch dies.

Touch me.

 

[duckluv321]

I can't because my cat ate my hands off due to lack of massages.

Dance.

 

[Gustav Mahikano]

I can't, I felt like ripping my legs off.

Learn to play Piano.

 

[Krafty]

I can't because my arms were bit of when I was 7 by flesh eating Dolphins.

Post on these forums.

 

[duckluv321]

I can't because I just did.

Hug a rug.

 

[fushi]

I can't because my arms are made of lava.

Eat a poptart.

 

[branone]

I'm allergic to poptarts.

Save your family from a house fire.

 

[Gustav Mahikano]

I can't because they want to burn.

Find the legendary taco.

 

[Krafty]

I can't because it's already been eaten

Reuse tissue.