What's your excuse?

[GavwavMCSG]

I can't because I love my mom

Go eet ur self

 

[fushi]

I can't because TVs don't have mouths

Go watch Theoretical 's new unreleased video

 

[GavwavMCSG]

I can't because I'm to lazy

Go and unplug your head

 

[NorthStar]

I can't I don't have Fushi's head.

Become a ninja.

 

[GavwavMCSG]

I can't because I don't watch Naruto.

Become a Super Sayian.

 

[WertQuadNine]

I can't I don't own any black

Go fishing

 

[GavwavMCSG]

I can't my fishing rod broke.

Kill a pig.

 

[Toast]

But... I like pigs...

Buy me a potato.

 

[NorthStar]

What potato?

Send Brian, Bill, Langley, and Big Bill an adventure to 7-Eleven.

 

[CrimsonRed]

I can't because it's closed down.

Become king of the lemmings.

 

[inconceivable81]

Can't because YOLO
Give me a cookie

 

[loic1212]

I can't because I can't find them.

Get me some delicious Belgian waffles.