What's your excuse?

[BlitzCometITU]

I can't, I only eat pork.

But me some roses.

 

[Lebron12]

I can't I'm allergic

Go jump off a building

 

[BlitzCometITU]

I only do things if my friends tell me too. (Aka Dwayne12)

Cry me a ocean of frog utters.

 

[Lebron12]

I can't im not sad.

Ace my exams for me

 

[BlitzCometITU]

I can't, I have a 2.67 GPA :3

Find something to smash, and Don't smash it!

 

[Lebron12]

I can't I have anger issues

Solve my anger issues

 

[BlitzCometITU]

I can't, I once helped a kid who had anger issues, he became a man of the bac.

Go hang out with a bacca.

 

[Lebron12]

I can't they'll axe me a question

Become a Bacca.

 

[BlitzCometITU]

Sry dood l Kant bcuz lhis iz Benjas alt acount.

Read me a bedtime story

 

[friedfred]

I can't read.

Love me.

 

[branone]

I'm cold hearted.

Accept an offering of $1,000,000.

 

[Jockstah]

I Cant i am to poor to walk.

Buy me prosthetic legs