The Rap Battle Thread

[Boboaluitz]

I decided to come back for another run
because beating your a** is just to damn fun
I know this thread has died for a little while
I decided to bring it back, learn to go the extra mile

Though I applaud this thread's eventual resurrection
I do believe that your brain is in need of some inspection;
Cuz you just slide in', pridin', to this thread that I preside in
the downside is I've been bidin', and mind, you'd better start hidin'

 

[Cinci | Kame]

Though I applaud this thread's eventual resurrection
I do believe that your brain is in need of some inspection;
Cuz you just slide in', pridin', to this thread that I preside in
the downside is I've been bidin', and mind, you'd better start hidin'

Ill disregard this comment cause' its from a person named "bobo"
Like cmon' what are you? Some kind of messed up hobo?
Let me quote someone for you while you eat some bubble wrap
"I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in a rhythm for you to know its a rap."

 

[Ali]

Ill disregard this comment cause' its from a person named "bobo"
Like cmon' what are you? Some kind of messed up hobo?
Let me quote someone for you while you eat some bubble wrap
"I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in a rhythm for you to know its a rap."

Oh dayum, so fresh "kill em"

 

[Claps]

Yo yo yo
Im claps
wordddd

 

[Ali]

Yo yo yo
Im claps
wordddd

You go gurlll I'll drop dat beat.

 

[Claps]

You go gurlll I'll drop dat beat.

I tried to capture the image portrayed by current top rap songs.

 

[Ali]

I tried to capture the image portrayed by current top rap songs.

Look what the cat dragged back from the dead man it looks like chewbacca wiped his as* on your head. That's all I got xD

 

[im_Batman225]

Ill disregard this comment cause' its from a person named "bobo"
Like cmon' what are you? Some kind of messed up hobo?
Let me quote someone for you while you eat some bubble wrap
"I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in a rhythm for you to know its a rap."

you think he's a hobo, well your just bad
when i look at your rap, i get so sad
cuz booii you got nuthin' on me
just watch me rhryme, and then you'll see

 

[Cinci | Kame]

you think he's a hobo, well your just bad
when i look at your rap, i get so sad
cuz booii you got nuthin' on me
just watch me rhryme, and then you'll see

You hang out at night, like a crazy old hooker
So tell me, how long did it take you to kill 1 joker?
I guess there is a reason you don't want to show your face at night
It seems that the Dark knight can't put up a single fight.

 

[im_Batman225]

You hang out at night, like a crazy old hooker
So tell me, how long did it take you to kill 1 joker?
I guess there is a reason you don't want to show your face at night
It seems that the Dark knight can't put up a single fight.

alright, alright, alright
you say that i cant fight
well i only have one rule and one rule only
i dont kill people cuz evil dont own me

 

[CrimsonRed]

alright, alright, alright
you say that i cant fight
well i only have one rule and one rule only
i dont kill people cuz evil dont own me

Man, you didn't even diss, or even sound pissed
You gonna fight, or do you have misses to kiss?
You call us the true evil, but you're no lesser saint
You're right, you can't fight, you're as boring as watching paint

 

[DaPieHD]

Man, you didn't even diss, or even sound pissed
You gonna fight, or do you have misses to kiss?
You call us the true evil, but you're no lesser saint
You're right, you can't fight, you're as boring as watching paint

YOU'RE AN ABUSIVE OLD HOG WHO NEEDS A GIRL TO KISS
IF YOU TRIED TO PLAY TENNIS YOU WOULD ALWAYS MISS
YOUR MUM WAS ADOPTED AND SO WERE YOU
IF I SAW YOU YOU WOULD DO A HUGE POO