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The Benjamin Religion, and logic.

BritishShoop

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In my opinion. The best solution to a Bacca problem is a 12-gauge buckshot round to the face.
Sadly, minecraft has thus far, failed to implement any form of firearm. So, for now, we'll have to make do with bows, arrows and swords.
No need for a counter-religion. Just good old fashioned violence.
 

HalfSquirrel

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In my opinion. The best solution to a Bacca problem is a 12-gauge buckshot round to the face.
Sadly, minecraft has thus far, failed to implement any form of firearm. So, for now, we'll have to make do with bows, arrows and swords.
No need for a counter-religion. Just good old fashioned violence.
It's not a counter religion it's just a religion that is a joke and happens to counter them :p
 

Plg21

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The sacred Benjamin religion is a close knitted brother hood of those who worship the cake god. Those who join the brother hood commit themselves to the cake god, and to fighting the evil demons of the pumpkin pie.
 

Toast

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The sacred Benjamin religion is a close knitted brother hood of those who worship the cake god. Those who join the brother hood commit themselves to the cake god, and to fighting the evil demons of the pumpkin pie.
Crush thy evil domo pie with thy power of benjamin good sirs! Only then can you see the true meaning of "Plz Tem I fan!".
 

RC_4777

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Eh. Fair enough.
I still like the violence though.
Violence is always the answer.
Most of the time.
Well we employ the almighty cake god to power us to violent (and fiery :3) victory over baccas.
 

Plg21

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We must have rituals and make sacrifices to the god regularly
 

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