Kill the person below you/protect yourself

[The_Soy_Man]

Crap being soy has disadvantages. I shot the lock of the door with my shotgun and run away.

I spend years stalking you around the world. One day, when you least expect me, I sneak into your fridge and put cyanide in your orange juice!

 

[Daalexantor]

i dont drink orange juice, LOL

Trapped inside super smash bros. Brawl

 

[The_Soy_Man]

I defeat the hand and become a statue.

I fall over and land on you.

 

[Valethar]

I let you fall onto a bouncy castle.
A wild Magikarp appears and uses splash.

 

[The_Soy_Man]

I catch the magikarp

I evolve it into gyrados and sick him on you

 

[Daalexantor]

Master ball + snag machince = i has new pokemon

A Metriod sucks on your head

 

[Valethar]

I become Samus.

A Big Daddy drill charges you.

 

[Daalexantor]

Bullet time headshot with rocket lancher

falling down into lava on a minecart that was on the wrong track, like Knight Perculiar

 

[The Arena Master]

I have flame protection V armor on.

You're Dead

 

[Daalexantor]

I can't die because the Grim Reaper owes me 20 bucks, so he gave me a free pass

Biggorons Sword falls on U

 

[Nomming on zombies]

The sword is made of air, It's not very effective

Chuck Norris along with Jackie Chan knock on your front door, asking for 100$. You have 99.

 

[The_Soy_Man]

Chuck Testa was in my living room

He turns you into a realistic mount