Kill the person below you/protect yourself

[iiCALLmeNOOBY]

The game is simple, the person below me (first one) will protect themselves from my attack, then they will attack the person below them.

Rules:
Keep it PG-13
Don't repeat attacks/defense


Ill start here:

Trap you in a pit and leave you to face 3 charged creepers.

 

[The Arena Master]

Chew the creepers' lil noses off, making them roll on the floor in agony, discharging themselves.

Shoved you in a hotel room with 3 walruses who all have guns and want you dead.

 

[andre08947]

im asian... im gonna have to get the wok and knives out...

freddie kruger, chuckie, jason and the scarecrow to try to kill you, who ever gets the kill gets the money.

 

[The Arena Master]

Luckily they tried to kill me, they didn't succeed!

The Entire Swat team is outside your home with bazookas, they have just launched the A-Bomb at your house with you inside it. If you go outside your house they blow you up.

 

[andre08947]

nuclear war shelter baby!!!!!!! plus radioactive suits if u please, btw the swat team outside just died of radiation.

however, the radiation is about to catch you. you have no radiation suit, what now?

 

[The Arena Master]

I Eat Radiation For Breakfast, No Biggy

Chuck Norris Walks Up To You

 

[andre08947]

me and jet li are asian buddies, easy win...

jet li comes after you cuz u sent chuck after me

 

[The Arena Master]

Here Comes The Terminator!

A Toilet Is Falling From The Sky and it is currently 0.00000001 inch(s) away from you. And when it hits you it will smash you to death. D:

 

[kricken]

I have rebecca black blasting on my stereo. Even the toilet's trying to get away from me

My stereo's stuck on 'Friday' though, and you're gonna die of blood loss from your ears. What are you going to do?? D:

 

[andre08947]

not really specific about the speed its orginial height coudlve been 0.00000002 and it would barely do anything apart from maybe bruise me

an elite sniper team has just shot, bullets are coming towards you from 20 different directions all of them are 0.1 cm away from ur face. ur move

 

[The Arena Master]

Good thing I'm a walrus, walruses are impervious to bullets, you know!

Justin Bieber just kissed you, you're going to self destruct in about 10 seconds.

 

[cbeeston1]

I had a decoy mask and kicked him in the genatals. I was myself because he touched me.

I lock you in a vault with only a spoon to defend yourself from Blazes.