Kill the person below you/protect yourself

[andre08947]

DUCT TAPE WILL SAVE ME!!!!!!

you have a team of angry cows about to kill you, you're surrounded and they have guns

 

[Simey]

No match for my army of raging mooshrooms.

You find yourself in the nether with a ghast above your head. What next!?

 

[cbeeston1]

Changes to Peaceful MOde

You are about to drink Poisoned Milk and you cant tell the difference.

 

[deathsmog]

I decide I do not like milk any more and throw it away.

You have a herd of angry buffalo charging at you and your stuck in a canyon with no way of climbing out and no chance of out running the horde of wild animals. The beasts also can not hear you and can not see you, any attempts to alter their path don't work due to some mystical force. Also you are butt naked with no weapons or tools of any kind.

 

[kricken]

What's up with being naked..? I drank a redbull and flew away.

Lady gaga's trying to turn you into her latest dress.

 

[The_Soy_Man]

I poke her face and she lets me go.

I Sparta kick you down a giant cliff!

 

[kricken]

I break out my Indiana Jones whip, swing back up,
and knock you off the cliff.

 

[The_Soy_Man]

I'm made of soy, so the fall doesn't hurt me.

I destroy your nether portal while youre in the nether.

 

[The Arena Master]

I make a new one.

I just teleported you onto Planet Uranus.

 

[Daalexantor]

I hijack a spaceship and go back to earth

Falcon Punch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The_Soy_Man]

Tee hee. That tickles

I get chuck norris to roundhouse kick you.

 

[Daalexantor]

i break his leg

Trap u in a room with hungry vegitarians.