Kill the person below you/protect yourself

[andre08947]

easy peasy

what about u and skeletons?

 

[The Arena Master]

Andre you're not getting the point of the game...

I Eat Skeletons with my walrus mouth!

You're Chained To The Bottom Of The Ocean, And Drowning.

 

[kricken]

I placed a block above my head, and air appeared :s

There's a pissed off monkey coming at you with a stick, but you don't see it

 

[The Arena Master]

I have aimbot on in real life, thankfully. So I automatically flip around and beat the crap out of the monkey. R.I.P Bubbles D:

You wake up inside a coffin about 500 feet underground that's about to sink into lava in 10 seconds, you're also tied up, have no clothes on, and have nothing else with you. The coffin is made of pure bedrock so you can't go out. There are no items inside the bedrock coffin other than the rope that you are tied up with.

 

[kricken]

It's a good thing that I have /tp in real life then ;D
(Although i do still have to deal with the issue of being naked...)

You accidentally ate a chubby kid's cupcake, and now you have the entire russian mafia at your front door, and the police at your backdoor. (because stealing cupcakes is not okay). You can either be taken to jail where a bunch of mobsters are already waiting for you, or go out your front door...

 

[The Arena Master]

Good thing I have /butcher in real life then ;D
(Although I'm going to be screwed a bit later when the Police de-op me, and then kill me)

A Llama has just bitten you on the butt and now your butt is infected. Your butt is going to die pretty soon unless you make some kind of butt medicine. You're screwed... or are you?

 

[kricken]

Llamas don't bite butts, they eat hands.

#Llamaswithhats

A lamma is eating your hands. What now?

 

[The Arena Master]

I bite the llamas butt, as he squeals in pain and then runs off.

You're at an ACDC concert, they turn up their amps and microphones extremely loud, so loud that the soundwaves from the speakers will push you into that conveniently placed pillar of spears right behind you.

 

[andre08947]

before i get pushed into the spears i get pushed into 4 different people first getting them impaled and leaving me safe

you're cliff diving and a shark jumps up and tries to bite you, but b4 he bites he offers you tea and crumpets (which he obviously poisoned) first, do you accept the offer or decline?

 

[ShaunDepro]

I call the shark out for not having legs to jump so he starts to cry and he explodes due to sadness.

Trapped in a cage with a man-eating lion.

 

[andre08947]

play poker with the lion, lions love poker.

your about to sex with that chick from blade with the fangs in her vag

 

[deathsmog]

I have Iron Protection, the fangs don't even make a scratch.

You have just been launched from a cannon into space and your suit that protects you from the vacuum is about to break open.