Kill the person below you/protect yourself

[Mistersir6]

I do /deop MachJacob before you could /kill me.

/ban MachJacob.

 

[MachJacob]

You can't ban an elf!

Fus Roh Da!

 

[Mistersir6]

yes I can.

I Fus Roh Da you back, flinging you into a lava-filled ravine with cave spiders that were hit with fire resistance potions so they can swim in the lava while they rip your flaming guts out.

 

[MachJacob]

I eated some command blocks with the /godmode nearest player command in them

You eated some command blocks with the /kill nearest player command in them

 

[Mistersir6]

/godmode doesn't exist, and /kill is disabled from command blocks.

I sic my wolf pack onto you.

 

[MachJacob]

(Godmode exists with some plugins)

I'm a werewolf so your pack become my buds

They forget about all human loyalties and I lead them to you

 

[Mistersir6]

Thank you for showing my puppies the way back to their master!

I shoot you with my silver-tipped arrows.

 

[SilverJakler]

You can't kill me with silver! I AM SILVERjakler

I summon a demon to cut off your supply of oxygen.

 

[Mistersir6]

I summon oxygen to cut off your supply of demon.

I split your atoms in half

 

[Daalexantor]

Dark Angel Protection prevents you from using Atomic Split.

I build a wither, then log off.

 

[Mistersir6]

It's on peaceful.

I flush you down a large (and extremely smelly) toilet.

 

[Daalexantor]

I fly out of their. I have wings.

You can no longer make your text blue. You have no reason to live.