Kill the person below you/protect yourself

[MachJacob]

(Damn you, I had a really inventive defence to Mistersir6's attack...)

You mean the Mount Everest sculpture that's as tall as my arm?

I eat a uranium and blow up your face to the point where you are guaranteed to die

 

[Ikubi]

Eating uranium doesn't cause explosions.

I throw you into a pool of acid.

 

[Mistersir6]

It's only Vinegar.

I drown you in the vinegar pool

 

[darkai202]

Pff, I'm a vinegar mermaid.

I throw you into the void.

 

[Chosen One]

The void throws me back.

I stick you in a giant blender and turn it on

 

[darkai202]

Jokes on you, power-outage. (if you're using batteries the batteries died)

I set fire to you.

 

[Chosen One]

Fireproof underwear FTW

I shout "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kick you off of a 300 foot cliff

 

[darkai202]

I install nodus and fly back up.

I set fire to your computer/laptop, this devestates you so much you commit suicide.

 

[Chosen One]

My computer is a decoy, and I fake my own death.

I sneak up behind you and chainsaw you in half

 

[MachJacob]

Wow... You hit the glass shield between you and me... Nice work!

I throw a lock-on hand grenade with a jetpack that only explodes when it touches your flesh, whoever posts next

 

[darkai202]

Good job throwing the pin at me, oh and the Jetpack never touched my flesh.

I KILL YOU WITH FIRE >;D

 

[Dirky_Jerky]

I bring a fire resist potion.

You fell off the side in Skylands Survival map