Kill the person below you/protect yourself

[Mistersir6]

I body slam Nessie back.

I shoot you with a spell that makes you never have existed, leaving me wondering why i just shot a spell at nothing.

 

[MachJacob]

Mirror powers, activate!

I might have accidentally put you in a room surrounded by Crysallids (XCOM alien, look it up if you don't know what it is) and then surrounded the room with 500 inch lead casing

 

[Mistersir6]

Well, since the aliens are surrounding the room, and i'm in the room, and it's 500 inches thick, I think I'll be safe inside.

My super powers allow me to control lead! I morph the lead into a giant robot and have it attack your alien things.

I give you an intimidating glare.

 

[MachJacob]

Intimidating glares are non-lethal...

I teleport you to the corn and remove your items
(hint hint there's a corn-camper team)

 

[Mistersir6]

I use my superior diplomacy skills to talk them into letting me into their team, then I kill them all during deathmatch because I'm good at pvp.

I put you in a room that requires a 10-digit code to get out, and you don't know it. the room is slowly filling with water, and will be full in about 1 minute. there are about 10 billion
combinations possible. good luck.

Plus, my glares ARE lethal, because i have laser vision.

 

[MachJacob]

1111111111, oh wow, it works!

There is a flood gravemind in your house that is surrounded by flood infection, combat and pure forms

 

[Mistersir6]

I Fire an incomplete halo conveniently placed right next to my house, while I fly away in the frigate (I forgot what it's called)

I rip your arm off and beat you to death with it.

 

[MachJacob]

It was the Forward Unto Dawn

I have no arms

This is because I'm a creeper. Ssssssssss...

 

[Mistersir6]

I'm wearing blast protection M (1,000) armor so it doesn't hurt at all when you explode.

I don't need to kill you because you blew yourself up.

 

[MachJacob]

I respawned

I brought friends (They're not all creepers and there are a lot of them)

 

[Mistersir6]

We have a tea party!

I dump my scalding hot tea into your face

 

[MachJacob]

I'm British (not being racist, I really am)

/kill Mistersir6