Kill the person below you/protect yourself

[CrimsonRed]

Hire the top 1,000 SSBB players to help me defeat them.

You VS every single antangonist in pop culture media

 

[Daalexantor]

thats easy, have them go though my doorman, a Cpt. Falcon.

You are infected with the zombie virus and have only 30 seconds to cure yourself with no potions, cures, or anything else helpful.

 

[CrimsonRed]

Who says being a zombie means dying? I could be that zombie like the one from that Flash game Sonny.

Quick, someone divided by zero, what do you do?

 

[Daalexantor]

mutiply times pie. Infinty X zero = balanced restored.

You are infected with Phazon, and will die from coruption with in .5 seconds (a.k.a not long enough to do anything) And even if you are miracusly cured, you still have to kill Metriod Prime.

 

[ZenGardena]

Justin bieber is conveniently singing and the Phazon is killed.
Plus there Is nothing called Matriod prime.

Justin bieber just threw up on you.

 

[CrimsonRed]

If you didn't know, it's a metroid reference.

I wear a hazmat suit.

Zombie apocalypse, in the middle of the hoard, and your weapon is a rubber band.

 

[ZenGardena]

Break the laws of physics and float to safety.

You have floated out of earths atmosphere.

 

[Daalexantor]

I'm A dark angel, I can breate in space.

Justin Beibers dead. You have lost your will to live.

 

[ZenGardena]

Justin Bieber was just a figment of our imaginations, he never existed.

Dark angels don't exist.

 

[Daalexantor]

Yes they do, non beliver.

Your trapped at a volcano euroption with no way out. and remeber, JB is a figment of your imagionation.

 

[CAmadeusA]

uses slenders teleportation powers to escape...

Traps you in a room with satan and archangle michael... Who are fighting with you in the middle...

 

[Mistersir6]

Uses my ultimate awesomeness powers to create an bubble of pure awesomeness around me that is impenetrable.

Slashes with my sword made of awesomeite