Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Parents

[Nirmit|NirmitPlays]

Dear mother and father, it is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with you guys. I've been finding real love with him, and he is so nice, but I knew you wouldn't approve because of his piercings, tattoos, motorcycle, and because he is so much older than I am. But it's not the only reason, I'm pregnant. He said that we will be very happy together. He owns his own cabin in the woods and has a stack of firewood that will last the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. He has opened my eyes to the fact that medical marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it ourselves, and trading it to people in the community for any other drugs or necessities we may have a craving for. In the meantime, we can pray that science will find a cure for his AIDS so he can get better. He sure deserves it! Don't worry mom and dad. I'm 16, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll be sure to come back and visit so you can meet your many grandchildren. Love, your daughter Haley. P. S. None of that above was true. I'm over at Liz's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report resting in your email right now. Call when it's safe for me to come home!

You should write that it is not true in a bigger font.

 

[AGFire2013]

that rowing was easy

it's not

my limbs still hurt from practice earlier today

 

[Nirmit|NirmitPlays]

that rowing was easy

it's not

my limbs still hurt from practice earlier today

Lmao

 

[Tenebrous]

Dear mother and father, it is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with you guys. I've been finding real love with him, and he is so nice, but I knew you wouldn't approve because of his piercings, tattoos, motorcycle, and because he is so much older than I am. But it's not the only reason, I'm pregnant. He said that we will be very happy together. He owns his own cabin in the woods and has a stack of firewood that will last the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. He has opened my eyes to the fact that medical marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it ourselves, and trading it to people in the community for any other drugs or necessities we may have a craving for. In the meantime, we can pray that science will find a cure for his AIDS so he can get better. He sure deserves it! Don't worry mom and dad. I'm 16, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll be sure to come back and visit so you can meet your many grandchildren. Love, your daughter Haley. P. S. None of that above was true. I'm over at Liz's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report resting in your email right now. Call when it's safe for me to come home!

wot

 

[Nirmit|NirmitPlays]

"hey noah, i saw you were on those minecraft hungercraft forums again! who is your favorite person on those forums??"

"equalitee"

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[masond123]

Well, better now than never.
This doesn't really have to do with my parents, but the biggest MCG related lie I've told is that I was 15 on my mod app, when I was actually 14 and 6 months. But hey, I got accepted and served the community for 6 months, and I think it all worked out for the better.

EDIT: Please don't ban me haha I needed to get this off my chest finally

 

[Equalitee]

Well, better now than never.
This doesn't really have to do with my parents, but the biggest MCG related lie I've told is that I was 15 on my mod app, when I was actually 14 and 6 months. But hey, I got accepted and served the community for 6 months, and I think it all worked out for the better.

EDIT: Please don't ban me haha I needed to get this off my chest finally

Just think of it this way, by the end of those 6 months, you would have been 15 ^.^ On a side note, you were an excellent Mod and I was sad to see you leave. We need to catch up sometime!

 

[le quack]

im going to bed

 

[Koschan]

Mum: "What are you doing on the computer?"
Me: "Nothing."

 

[Frozen_Fire120]

im going to bed

Mum: "What are you doing on the computer?"
Me: "Nothing."

^^^^Those are the only lies I make...

 

[logan]

That I was doing my homework when I was actually playing MCSG.

 

[Vigilo]

I told my parents that I got a good mark on math.

That wasn't a lie right? -_-