Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Parents

[Beardy]

Two of the biggest lies I had ever told in my life (and on MCGamer.)

On MCGamer: I lied on my application (somehow I made it to the interview stage) and the Sr. Staff found out. I got declined Luckily I can apply soon

In real life: That I liked girls.

I'm not going to be the one to tell you what to do, but you'll never find the one if you close off all options.

 

[ThatTyle]

I'm not going to be the one to tell you what to do, but you'll never find the one if you close off all options.

Don't exactly understand what you mean.

 

[meblubs23]

Too much lies to tell what my biggest one was

 

[Equalitee]

I can't handle guilt.... At all..

I normally cannot either, but if there is an important enough reason to, like if I am trying to prove something or trying to make a change within my life, than it is not so bad. See, with this lie, I was able to pick up the courage and strength to come out to my friend and family, so it was well worth lying for. It was important to me and has been able to make me a happier person.

 

[Giggity69Goo]

LOL they would not believe that since I don't drink or go to bars xD I'll tell them sooner than later, just on my own time. Too much going on here for me to tell them anyway.

Just tell them something believable. Be like, "Oh I was walking around the supermarket and I bumped into this guy and then we started to get into conversation and 11 months later this is where we are"

 

[Tenebrous]

My theory is it's better than doing drugs and going out drinking every weekend so.. yeah.

So true...

 

[Moose]

I did my homework?

 

[Pearlyyy]

That I didn't eat the last piece of cake. They should've know the cake is always a lie.

 

[RedMarzBarz_]

The dentist: Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit!
Me: Oh ok.
5 seconds later....
OH MY GOD IT HURTS JKSHDK NS;F
Mum: Honey are you ok, I heard you screaming in there?
Me: Yeah, I'm totally fine and not hurt mum, don't worry at all...

The biggest lie I could remember at the moment...
And that reminds me.. I have to go to the dentist today... :/

 

[Lemonz87]

Dear mother and father, it is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with you guys. I've been finding real love with him, and he is so nice, but I knew you wouldn't approve because of his piercings, tattoos, motorcycle, and because he is so much older than I am. But it's not the only reason, I'm pregnant. He said that we will be very happy together. He owns his own cabin in the woods and has a stack of firewood that will last the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. He has opened my eyes to the fact that medical marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it ourselves, and trading it to people in the community for any other drugs or necessities we may have a craving for. In the meantime, we can pray that science will find a cure for his AIDS so he can get better. He sure deserves it! Don't worry mom and dad. I'm 16, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll be sure to come back and visit so you can meet your many grandchildren. Love, your daughter Haley. P. S. None of that above was true. I'm over at Liz's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report resting in your email right now. Call when it's safe for me to come home!

 

[Nafeynafe]

how can i know for sure if ur not secretly my mom trying to get me to admit something

 

[Stephanie]

Dear mother and father, it is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with you guys. I've been finding real love with him, and he is so nice, but I knew you wouldn't approve because of his piercings, tattoos, motorcycle, and because he is so much older than I am. But it's not the only reason, I'm pregnant. He said that we will be very happy together. He owns his own cabin in the woods and has a stack of firewood that will last the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. He has opened my eyes to the fact that medical marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it ourselves, and trading it to people in the community for any other drugs or necessities we may have a craving for. In the meantime, we can pray that science will find a cure for his AIDS so he can get better. He sure deserves it! Don't worry mom and dad. I'm 16, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll be sure to come back and visit so you can meet your many grandchildren. Love, your daughter Haley. P. S. None of that above was true. I'm over at Liz's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report resting in your email right now. Call when it's safe for me to come home!

I sometimes worry about you daughter ;-;