Bad Joke Theater

[toby22]

What do you get when you get a flu? You have a possibility of dying!

 

[Toast]

Where do you find your friend who has no limbs?

Where you left him.

 

[toby22]

That akward moment you write the word "akward" wrong

That awkward moment well you spell akward wrong

 

[Hend]

My friend said he could beat me at PVP in his sleep and I said thats because YOU'RE DREAMING!

 

[MrMilkshake]

What happened when Ike ate Mike? They became Mike&Ikes

 

[Hawk62]

What did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

 

[Gamer101luke]

What did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Someone already said that one.....

 

[ARB1T3R]

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who is there?
Not Sally

 

[Hawk62]

Someone already said that one.....

I was wayyyyyyyyyyy too lazy to red the previous posts, sorry.

 

[ARB1T3R]

I was wayyyyyyyyyyy too lazy to red the previous posts, sorry.

HAHAHA! YOU SO FUNNY! too lazy 'to red'! nice one

 

[Mr Dice]

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One

 

[KingJr]

How did Jimmy fall of the swing?
I pushed him off.