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Bad Joke Theater
- Thread starter KingJr
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Turnip
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3 blondes are looking at some tracks they just found
The first one says "Look at these goat tracks"
The second one replies "no they're wolf tracks"
The third one says "you're both wrong, they're horse tracks."
Then, the train hits them.
The first one says "Look at these goat tracks"
The second one replies "no they're wolf tracks"
The third one says "you're both wrong, they're horse tracks."
Then, the train hits them.
Mr Dice
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An old woman goes on holiday to Texas, when she gets there she sights a massive coffee shop, so she walks inside and sits in one of the ginormous chairs. A 7'6" waiter walks over and asks her what she is ordering, she asks for a cup of coffee, when the waiter brings out the cup of coffee it is easily large enough to fit her inside of the cup, she looks shocked, so the waiter says "Enjoy your stay, everything in Texas is huge", she drinks as much of the coffee as she is able to and leaves. When she arrives at her gargantuan hotel she is given a large key that will open her room, as she is walking to her room she notices a long dark corridor, she decides to explore, she walks down to the end of the corridor and turns left, she takes a few steps, ans SLOP, she falls into a large body of water, she flails her arms and screams "DON'T FLUSH IT!". She had fallen in the pool.
Well it is the BAD joke theatre after all.
Well it is the BAD joke theatre after all.
Porkstorm
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