Bad Joke Theater

[toby22]

What did the dog say to the cat?

Woof.

Funny right?

(I sux hardcore )

 

[KingJr]

What happens when you put two quarters in your ear?
You're listening to 50 Cent.

 

[toby22]

What happened when I flipped the light switch on? The lights came on

(Ba dum-chow)

 

[bannana_man_15]

What doez a gay horse say?.....

Heyyyyyyyyyy

 

[MrMilkshake]

What doez a gay horse say?.....

Heyyyyyyyyyy

what does a candian horse say? ehyyy

 

[bannana_man_15]

what does a candian horse say? ehyyy

Hehehe

 

[Gamer101luke]

What happened to the boy that dumped cold water on his head?.........He got wet

 

[Hystericallify]

What's an aliens favorite key on a keyboard?

The space bar.



Credits to the back of the milk carton my school serves.

This was actually pretty funny xD

 

[schnikes]

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks with a snicker, "why the long face?"
And the horse replies:


"My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

 

[soggypickle]

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks with a snicker, "why the long face?"
And the horse replies:


"My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

That joke was so corny, it could feed a chicken for 5 years.

 

[Stijn]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it's a chicken

 

[schnikes]

That joke was so corny, it could feed a chicken for 5 years.

Not really corny, it's more horribly morbid.