Bad Joke Theater

[Mr Dice]

How do you save a drowning man?
Take your foot off of his head.

 

[Mr Dice]

Your mum is soooooo fat....
She needs to go on a diet, otherwise she'll probably develop diabetes or heart disease.

 

[Mr Dice]

A priest, a Rabbi, and Michael Jackson are all in a lift

 

[KingJr]

Why didn't the skeleton chicken cross the road?
Cause he didn't have enough guts.

 

[AwesomnessFace]

Wanna know how the IPad was created?
Someone sat on the Ipod.
BA DUM TUUSSHH

 

[KingJr]

Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.

 

[VebbiHD]

I think you'll understand who this is.
"I know what you'll get for Christmas"
"How can you.."
"I KNOW what you'll get for Christmas"
"but..."
"I KNOW what you'll get for Christmas"
"How?"
"I've felt your presents"

 

[bannana_man_15]

Your mom's like a microwave even a five year old can turn her on.

 

[toby22]

Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.

Nigahiga lol

 

[KingJr]

A woodcutter man gets wood and gets sap all over him.

 

[E m a m y l e s]

Just before I posted this there were 69 posts.. CUM on guys no inappropriate jokes. Yeah I suck at this...

 

[Mr Dice]

666, Call it, Jimmy Saville is always on hand to tell you touching stories.