The Rap Battle Thread

[SpazDog1]

Who are you, some absurd crackhead?!?
acting like a toddler dropped on his head
Using Caps, screamin' like a 9 year old on a xbox
When it comes to rhymes, i put you in the catbox!

 

[DaPieHD]

Who are you, some absurd crackhead?!?
acting like a toddler dropped on his head
Using Caps, screamin' like a 9 year old on a xbox
When it comes to rhymes, i put you in the catbox!

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO BETTER THAN ME, OH?
WELL I'LL SHOW YOU THAT THE ANSWER IS NO!
YOU LIVE ON A FARM AND SHOVEL ALL THE HAY
I STAY AT HOME AND ~!~ SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY ~!~ snoop doge

 

[Cinci | Kame]

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO BETTER THAN ME, OH?
WELL I'LL SHOW YOU THAT THE ANSWER IS NO!
YOU LIVE ON A FARM AND SHOVEL ALL THE HAY
I STAY AT HOME AND ~!~ SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY ~!~ snoop doge

You didn't need to tell me you smoke weed for me to know it
Your style and attitude already show it
You sniff as much crack as there is of snow
You're so high all you do is give ugly d*cks a blow

 

[SpazDog1]

You didn't need to tell me you smoke weed for me to know it
Your style and attitude already show it
You sniff as much crack as there is of snow
You're so high all you do is give ugly d*cks a blow

I see your a wise guy, real far off
You can beat crackheads, that's all, I scoff.
My lines can break you're spine
And make your sissy raps intertwine with your sad mind

 

[DaPieHD]

You didn't need to tell me you smoke weed for me to know it
Your style and attitude already show it
You sniff as much crack as there is of snow
You're so high all you do is give ugly d*cks a blow

YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WISH TO DO CUZ U CANT GET A GIRL
YOU NEED S3X IN YOUR LIFE WITH YOUR THING THAT HAS A CURL
I RAIDED YOUR DANK BANK, YOU RAIDED MY WANK BANK
WHEN YOUR MUM GIVES YOU A BLOW I'M THE YOU THANK

 

[CrimsonRed]

YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WISH TO DO CUZ U CANT GET A GIRL
YOU NEED S3X IN YOUR LIFE WITH YOUR THING THAT HAS A CURL
I RAIDED YOUR DANK BANK, YOU RAIDED MY WANK BANK
WHEN YOUR MUM GIVES YOU A BLOW I'M THE YOU THANK

Let's stay away from raping and back to rapping fool.
You're not some special snowflake, quit acting like a tool.
I'll serve this Pie just desserts, until it's got enough
I'd rather die a virgin, than live like a slut

 

[im_Batman225]

i dig
u dig
he dig
she dig
its not a beutifull poem but its real deep

 

[Cinci | Kame]

Let's stay away from raping and back to rapping fool.
You're not some special snowflake, quit acting like a tool.
I'll serve this Pie just desserts, until it's got enough
I'd rather die a virgin, than live like a slut

I'll give you credit, those were some good lines there
Let me get down to your level so this battle will be fair
Ill beat you up like our poor butchered hen
Up this to 8 lines so I can beat your a** again

 

[DaPieHD]

I'll give you credit, those were some good lines there
Let me get down to your level so this battle will be fair
Ill beat you up like our poor butchered hen
Up this to 8 lines so I can beat your a** again

You kiss his ass, pedo from a glass,
When you play tf2 you pick the wrong class (spy)
And if i were to meet you in an alley way,
You'd turn around, dak yourself, and run because you're gay.

 

[Cinci | Kame]

You kiss his ass, pedo from a glass,
When you play tf2 you pick the wrong class (spy)
And if i were to meet you in an alley way,
You'd turn around, dak yourself, and run because you're gay.

You call me gay yet you dress like a girl
You worse than the show My Name is Earl
You "played" with little kids so you got sent to jail
That is the reason you're gonna rot in hell

 

[CrimsonRed]

You call me gay yet you dress like a girl
You worse than the show My Name is Earl
You "played" with little kids so you got sent to jail
That is the reason you're gonna rot in hell

I'll play you, like those kiddies that DaPieHD touched
When I enter this battle, I get the party turned up
So quit your act, like you're some god of rap
Cause it's a fact, you're just utter bullcrap

 

[DaPieHD]

I'll play you, like those kiddies that DaPieHD touched
When I enter this battle, I get the party turned up
So quit your act, like you're some god of rap
Cause it's a fact, you're just utter bullcrap

I TOUCH THE KIDS THEY MAKE ME STRONG
I COULD DO ANYTHING TO PROVE YOU WRONG
YOUR MUM SAYS HI SON, DID YOU TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE GAY
YOU TELL HER YOU WENT OUT WITH A BOY TO PLAY
ya