Your most ridiculous comeback?

[Vaangel]

OMG NO WAY.
Teach me your ways Master.

I dont rely now, its like
I just winz.

 

[CrimsonRed]

Oh, I thought this was a thread for dumb insult comebacks >.<

My best MCSG comeback was on breeze island.
I was blinded by my cats butt in front of my computer screen, and frantically tried to view the screen.
I blindly clicked, afraid someone was going to come, and I'd be unprepared.
My cat finally moved, and I could see the screen.
I had half a heart left and a pile of iron armor, food, and stone swords laying in front of me.
I went on to win that game, and gave my cat a much deserved treat.

Best.Fight.Ever.

EDIT- Also just realized this was a necro. Whoops.

I would hate to be the other person, knowing that they lost to a person who was blinded by a cat.

 

[duckluv321]

I would hate to be the other person, knowing that they lost to a person who was blinded by a cat.

Not just a cat, a cats butt >.< 10 x worse

 

[leMaCderp]

Had nothing on SG3 due to a chest route copier.
Found 13 people fighting at corn fiercely.
Had 5 hearts and no hunger.
Watched the drama and I walked to the last man standing.
Punched him twice, he died.
Wins the game as there were 2 players left.
C:

 

[3point]

First of all, BirdOfPrey, I remember that vividly. Good job
Second of all, my best comeback was on sg4. I had full iron, iron sword with my teammate, Mindspark, who had full iron d sword. We were at the chest refill, 5 players left.
Two guys come up, one with nearly full iron and the other with lame armor. The lame armor one pulls out a bow and proceeds to shoot my teammate in full iron to death (he had aimbot). I got shot twice, and I see the final guy come up. He has crap armor but a d sword. I think that's my lucky break and they'll fight, until I realize he's teamed with the other two.
I run away, and the aimbot guy and d sword guy stay at corn to wait for chest refill. The guy with nearly full iron crafts a d sword and comes after me. I set him on fire and start beating the crap out of him. At the same time, the chest refill. I kill the guy and take his sword. At spawn, the bow aimbot guy now has full iron. He's typing, so I run up and kill him before he knows what's going on.
The final guy fights me. He also has full iron, d sword. I'm winning, but then I catch on fire. I'm about to die, but then DM triggers, and I have a chance to eat a g apple. I'm at 4 hearts, but the other guy is also at low health. I hit him twice and run away. After a long chase, I track him down and kill him.

Thanks for reading.

 

[Turnip]

Why does this thread keep getting necro'd?

 

[Sarchikani]

Had good armor but no weapon. So when Deathamtch started, I ran to see if anything was on the ground. Last guy said he would give me weapon if I stopped running. Used it to kill him.