Yo Mama!

[Twee]

Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii fit

 

[Redwash11]

Yo mama so nutty, you can give her commands. Sit, nut! Stay nut! Down nut!
(Dont even mention a peanut though)

 

[TheCornStealer]

Yo mama's so FAT that she weighs more than me :/

 

[agentkiller158]

Yo mama's so fat that when she gets hit by a bus, she's like "Hey who threw this rock?"

 

[DeformedChild]

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

 

[Halo_0]

Yo mama is so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks".

 

[Redwash11]

Yo mama so fat when she talks to herself on the phone, it's a long distance.
Yo mama so fat when she goes bungee jumping, she takes the bridge with her.

 

[Mint_Sibs]

Yo mamma so fat her splash attack does damage

 

[xExterminate]

Yo mamma so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer

 

[MJM239]

Yo Mama's so fat, that when she went to the movies she was sitting next to everybody.

 

[SniperSnakez]

Yo mamma so ugly she made Hello Kitty say Goodbye

 

[Cimmy]

Yo Mamas so fat she owns an oversized load truck to drive around in