Yo Mama!

[Kieee]

Yo mama so fat when she sat down they added a new country.

Yo mama so fat she was starred in transformers her robot was called Fatatron!

 

[R3vVolution]

Yo mama is so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

 

[Toe]

Yo' mama so stupid she traded in her car for gas money!

 

[Redwash11]

Yo mamas so brain dead she failed a personality test!

 

[Hazzy16]

Yo mumma is my mumma too! OOHH! She gave birth to 2 accidents now!

 

[TheCornStealer]

Yo mama's so fat that her weight has the same number as Gravey4rd's average bounty

 

[RedRavenMC]

Yo mamas so dumb, she tried to drown a fish

 

[DJ Kitty]

Yo mama so ugly she makes Medusa turn into stone

 

[AwesomeSauce1966]

Yo mama so black when god saw her he was like ohh damn I burnt one.

 

[Hazzy16]

Yo mama so black when god saw her he was like ohh damn I burnt one.

That's kinda racist ;-;

 

[ToeKnee]

That's kinda racist ;-;

but really funny

 

[TurtlePlex]

Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet she's already worldwide.