Yo Mama!

[TheCornStealer]

Welcome to the Yo Mama Joke Thread!
Have fun, don't flame, and don't take these offensively

Rules:
1. Always remember that these jokes are JUST JOKES so the aren't meant to offend
2. Try to make these jokes at least PG 13
3. Don't take these offensively
4. (Don't not) Have fun

 

[The_Great_Tito]

"2. Try to make these jokes at least PG 13"
Well there goes half my arsenal.

 

[ProHighJacker]

So pg13?

um, Yo' mama so pretty she is kwl?

 

[Mooclan]

Yo' mama's so fat that when she wore a yellow raincoat, someone yelled "Taxi, Taxi!!!"

 

[TheCornStealer]

Yo mama's so FAT that when she was born, the astronauts out in space thought they discovered a new planet!

 

[billyguy1]

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said "No parking"

 

[TheCornStealer]

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to the carnival, they hired her as the bouncy castle!

 

[Manos]

yo mamma so fat that she sinks in space

 

[SniperSnakez]

Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on teh scale a kid was like "Hey, thats my phone number!!!"

 

[Fnnythe3hd]

Your mother is so polite that when someone held the door open for her, she responded with "Oh no dear, after you.".

 

[SirCumstances]

Your mother is a nice lady and gave me some delicious home made cookies.

 

[Nitro]

Yo mama so fat that she stepped on the scales and it said 'One at a time, please'