How to tell a noob when you see one

[soggypickle]

Anyone in the lobby screaming "team" or "alt f4" is a noob to me. Also people who don't know about /records and like to lie about their victories. Silly people.

 

[Hystericallify]

1) What If they had almost nothing? Or let their friend get corn or they wanted a head start on their route?

2) What If they'd just been in a battle? What if the player wanted to lead them to a trap?

3) I always put armor on regardless, it'll give me a better chance in a fist fight, or if someone with a weapons chasing me I can take more hits, I'm not a noob. ;p

4) Wood swords and stone axes... ARE THE SAME! D: < (Unless you block hit, that would mean wood swords are better making your point wrong)

5) What if the player was obviously more experienced? Ie: Elisha_Mutang v 0 win new person who is bad at PvP?

Might want to put more thought in this guide, and also why would you want to know if someone's a noob?

The only noobs in my eyes are people who can't use grammar.

You're on the way to being a G33ke

 

[darkai202]

You're on the way to being a G33ke

G33ke copied me, he's on the way to becoming me! >:C

 

[Zeno]

G33ke copied me, he's on the way to becoming me! >:C

G33ke is G33ke, he copies no one.

 

[slasherxtreme]

I thought that stone axes and wood swords did the same damage? Anyway, using a sword is better because you can block.

you can use a wooden sword for cooking food. To me it's more of a use that way since i never block.

 

[teovald]

how i see a noob, is when he yells noob at me cause i can't keep 13000 points, while he loses his points constantly even though he just has 6000!

 

[Nadarekyle]

Also, that delightful moment when you kill someone who has a gold sword, only to find an iron sword in their inventory. ^_^

 

[ThisJKid]

If you wear armour and you have no weapon and start running away from somebody with a weapon, they may want your armour and realise you can't attack back. Thus, a game of hit and run begins...

Or they could just care about points and chase everyone anyway.

 

[Diar]

Or they could just care about points and chase everyone anyway.

It's not worth wasting your time for points...

 

[darkai202]

It's not worth wasting your time for points...

Some people are point addicts.

 

[schnikes]

Erm, what? >.>
So if I always run away when I have worse stuff, I'm a noob, and if I always come at them with worse stuff, then I'm a noob....how do I go about not being a noob then? I can't always have better stuff than someone. >.>

Edit: Oh wait, I get it now. I see what you meant. I read it as being the "noob" was the one with worse stuff...I think you should be more specific on who has worse stuff here.

Lo and behold, a post with only 3 sentences!

 

[Zeno]

Lo and behold, a post with only 3 sentences!

Also happens to be 3 paragraphs...