The Rap Battle Thread

[ThisJKid]

I TOUCH THE KIDS THEY MAKE ME STRONG
I COULD DO ANYTHING TO PROVE YOU WRONG
YOUR MUM SAYS HI SON, DID YOU TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE GAY
YOU TELL HER YOU WENT OUT WITH A BOY TO PLAY
ya

He went out with a boy? You touched a little baby,
Any chance of beating me, maybe, just maybe,
Only kidding you'll lose, why are you even here,
Talking in all CAPS makes you look like a queer.

 

[OMGjustin]

He went out with a boy? You touched a little baby,
Any chance of beating me, maybe, just maybe,
Only kidding you'll lose, why are you even here,
Talking in all CAPS makes you look like a queer.

That last line of yours make you look homophobic,
don't be embarrassed to admit you like to stroke it
raise your hands and clap if you're gay and you know it
let's see the next quote on this forums best poet

 

[ThisJKid]

That last line of yours make you look homophobic,
don't be embarrassed to admit you like to stroke it
raise your hands and clap if you're gay and you know it
let's see the next quote on this forums best poet

I'm not homophobic, I have love for all people,
All of us, you too, we're all equal,
But in this battle only 1 of us will win,
Are you going all out, cause I'm going all in.

 

[OMGjustin]

I'm not homophobic, I have love for all people,
All of us, you too, we're all equal,
But in this battle only 1 of us will win,
Are you going all out, cause I'm going all in.

Let's drop the mushy feelings and start talking rich stuff
it's like stacking poker chips just to see who's more tough
your hand can't be bad but it still stays in the rough
when you have a full house and I've got a royal flush

 

[ThisJKid]

Let's drop the mushy feelings and start talking rich stuff
it's like stacking poker chips just to see who's more tough
your hand can't be bad but it still stays in the rough
when you have a full house and I've got a royal flush

I'm not a poker guy, I don't gamble when I choose,
Cause I'm 100% sure that I'm not gonna lose,
Flicking poker chips, flicking cards too,
Gambit's on the rise so it looks like he flew.

 

[RathaYatra]

Oh oh yeah lets goo whoah i got that smelly shoe! YEAH CMON YO BRO YOU SO SEXY YOUR BUTT IS SO AMAZING YOUR TEETH R SO SHINY OMG YOU SO SEXY YEH YEAH YAHHHHHH WOOHAH touch me! imbblack

 

[superzer096]

BEE-DO! BEE-DO
thats my rap

 

[AlgerWaterlow]

Oh oh yeah lets goo whoah i got that smelly shoe! YEAH CMON YO BRO YOU SO SEXY YOUR BUTT IS SO AMAZING YOUR TEETH R SO SHINY OMG YOU SO SEXY YEH YEAH YAHHHHHH WOOHAH touch me! imbblack

I walked into this thread like "What up? I've got a big flock."
Your rhyme's so dope it's the last in stock.
Get your books kid, Imma take you school
Everybody knows rapping pandas are cool.

((Yeah, that's like my last post here unless, by some miracle, people enjoyed it. Oh, and the bad grammar was intentional. ))

 

[Redwash11]

Man, get off this thread,
Your rhymes good as dead,
Go stalk someone else,
Creep santa's wife or his elve.
Merry Christmas!

 

[Cinci | Kame]

Man, get off this thread,
Your rhymes good as dead,
Go stalk someone else,
Creep santa's wife or his elve.
Merry Christmas!

Wow that was bad, was that the best you can do
You might as well call me eminem number 2
I'm white and I still don't give a damn what people say
So if you decide to stay make sure you get the hell out of my way

 

[Redwash11]

Wow that was bad, was that the best you can do
You might as well call me eminem number 2
I'm white and I still don't give a damn what people say
So if you decide to stay make sure you get the hell out of my way

*Facepalm*, another eminem fan,
The last one I met was a sick old man,
Kicked him out of my way, told him get off the street,
Make room eminem, I'm coming through

 

[ThisJKid]

*Facepalm*, another eminem fan,
The last one I met was a sick old man,
Kicked him out of my way, told him get off the street,
Make room eminem, I'm coming through

You kicked a sick old man, dude, what's up with that?
He may have been on the street, doesn't mean he's a rat.
Eminem made some room and I stepped right through,
There's only space for 1, but there's me and you..