Kill the person below you/protect yourself

[Daalexantor]

Their is a problem with your logic. I can't leave my dark angel powers at home, becaus My DAP (dark angel powers) is focused trough my wings, and unless I could take off my wings (which is impossable, just ask Pit) then I could leave my DAP at home. But I can't, and because you didn't say no DAP, I can use my Dark Angel Heal to restore my health and get rid of the glowing (Non DAP version: use a potion to compleatly restore my health and get rid of the glowing) and tell the mob that the moster went another derection.

Your under attack By U.S. Navy Seal Team 6. No super powers, swords, potions, golden apples, pokeballs, or Deus ex Machinimas

 

[CrimsonRed]

*becomes a dinosaur

You are in a Schrodinger's box.

 

[Ikubi]

I may or may not survive but luckily I had my lucky pants on that day.

You are being ambushed by an evil crime family that get paid to kill you.

 

[CrimsonRed]

I kill the parents, take in the son, teach him karate, and raise him to be Batman.

Batman aforementioned is willing to seek vengeance against you, and he's willing to kill if necessary.

 

[LINK5527]

Batman's my best friend, he won't kill his best friend.

You're the Joker, he will kill you.

 

[supermuddypuddle]

im Asian

ninjas are after you (a whole army of them)

 

[CrimsonRed]

I'm asian too.

Clones of Bruce Lee (who if you don't know who he is, he's Chuck Norris's legit master) are going to attack you with machetes.

 

[sabshupe101]

Luckily, I pulled a fast one, and killed them all with a diamond sword.

Mr. Me is looking for you and wants to kill you... He yells "WHAT YA GONNA DO NOW, SUCKAH?" >:3

 

[Teweran]

Sleep in a pit of my faithful lions. Nobody needs to get their head bit off, now do they?

Put you in the hunger games. With Chuck Norris. Pretty much sums it up.

 

[TheMinecraftPerson]

And yet Chuck Norris has never played survival games before, and has no idea what to do or where to go. Pretty much sums that up.

trap you in a prison with no windows or doors, and the only thing in the room are Potions of instant harming.

 

[Teweran]

Use my lazer vision cut through the walls (I can only use it every 10 years, thanks a lot.)

trap you in the desert with no way out. No water or food either.

 

[TheMinecraftPerson]

fly.

you have a pack of 6 angry wolves on you, and you have nothing with you.