Kill the person below you/protect yourself

[Rashirim]

but I am a fish
you are starving and the next 500 meters there is no food but poisonus berries

 

[TheMinecraftPerson]

but I am a camel who doesn't need as much food or water.
you are a small and defenseless person who is about to get eaten by a starving lion. You have no food and no other means of distracting the lion. you have no weapons and no superpowers. And no angel.
And no aggressive pet that you could call on to save you.

 

[Rashirim]

but the lion was acully an scared ocelot so I tammed it to be my cat
50 angry wolves with red eyes try to kill u,u have no wepon

 

[CrimsonRed]

creeper armies, wolves never attack creepers.

You are being forced to Twi-con with non-stop Justin Beiber music. You will eventually die from lost of blood in your ears and brain damage.

 

[Starfoxboy55]

Plug My Ears!

SLENDERMAN IS COMING TO KEEL YOUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Dentalrednasty]

Give him a hug so you become friends and he won't kill u

u against the world

 

[CrimsonRed]

Become Scott Pilgrim.

You become a dinosaur, but the extinction is only a mere minutes away.

 

[Daalexantor]

Die, because many years later some scientist in a Michel Cricton novel will extract my DNA and clone me back to life.

Your foced to play a crappy Free to play MMO

 

[supermuddypuddle]

Learn the wonders of minecraft

You are chained up and being dropped into a volcano.

 

[Daalexantor]

I use my Dark Angel strength to break out of the chains and then I fly away.

Your stuck in a pit with no way out, filled with deadly crocodiles and lions, and someone just closed the pit. No superheroes are around to save you, and you forgot your pokemon at home.

 

[TheMinecraftPerson]

And yet I have full diamond armor, currently full health, and a diamond sword.
You are in the deathmatch with nothing but a feather, and everyone else around you has full armor and a sword. No pokemon, no dark angel powers, no super heroes, and everyone is running to kill you. And you don't have any superpowers either...

 

[supermuddypuddle]

luckily i have my reach/forcefield on and i tickle them to death

You have been dipped into toxic waste and have figured out the negative side to toxic waste w/o mutations and the mexican mob is after you because you glow, you forgot your pokeballs, sword, armor, and dark angel powers at home