The Rap Battle Thread

[Jjppoohhnn]

Took you 5 minutes to come up with a rhyme,
it's really not hard to come up with a line.
Think you're so great cause you speak another language?
When I'm done with you you won't know one language.

We be runnin wit no pity
Where cats release shots off a raw intensity
Maybe we can take it back to the old days
Push up, increase, yo I start the phase

 

[Tojsta333]

We be runnin wit no pity
Where cats release shots off a raw intensity
Maybe we can take it back to the old days
Push up, increase, yo I start the phase

The phase of what? Only just woke up,
You gonna die next, drink your blood outta a cup,
Sorry that I'll have to keep wrecking you today,
No point coming back cos dude, you cray cray

 

[chrisoca24]

Is the concept of this thread is to virtually type a rhyme?
Because all I'm seeing here is a big waste of time.
Get good little kids because DJ Chris has arrived.
I'll see you pros in the next round when all you newbies have died.

CHRISOCA24 HAS MADE HIS PRESENCE

 

[Jjppoohhnn]

Is the concept of this thread is to virtually type a rhyme?
Because all I'm seeing here is a big waste of time.
Get good little kids because DJ Chris has arrived.
I'll see you pros in the next round when all you newbies have died.

CHRISOCA24 HAS MADE HIS PRESENCE

Took the benz down until my feet touched the ground
Now you assed out nowhere to be found
But to transfigure that pain and suffering into some joy
herion and that white-dust ain't no shame boy

 

[Tojsta333]

Ni*ga up North, where you from, where you at?
And ya know see me just now credit
Stuntin pull the 'llacs out, in case you cats doubt
But all of that's about to change once Ak come out

You be using mods to get an AK,
This is Minecraft not fu**ing GTA,
I'm from the UK, staying right in my home,
Now just go die, kill yourself with a sword of stone.

 

[Jjppoohhnn]

You be using mods to get an AK,
This is Minecraft not fu**ing GTA,
I'm from the UK, staying right in my home,
Now just go die, kill yourself with a sword of stone.

Wack ni*gas with that sleep-rappin and woke up in trouble
I was soft spoken, mamma raised me humble
Cause I need to speak to son now
then I'ma close your curtains, this is my show

 

[Tojsta333]

Is the concept of this thread is to virtually type a rhyme?
Because all I'm seeing here is a big waste of time.
Get good little kids because DJ Chris has arrived.
I'll see you pros in the next round when all you newbies have died.

CHRISOCA24 HAS MADE HIS PRESENCE

Little kids? Ha! 13 and 6 foot 1,
I'll beat you so hard you'll die by Jjpp's gun,
I'll slap you so hard that you'll look silly,
Now go back to Texas you lil hillbilly

 

[Jjppoohhnn]

Little kids? Ha! 13 and 6 foot 1,
I'll beat you so hard you'll die by Jjpp's gun,
I'll slap you so hard that you'll look silly,
Now go back to Texas you lil hillbilly

The ROC army; Get Low and State Property
Adjusting the statistics, they don't count poverty
And any other reckless Good you can imagine
Actions speak, techniques spin, Wu with the legion

 

[Tojsta333]

Wack ni*gas with that sleep-rappin and woke up in trouble
I was soft spoken, mamma raised me humble
Cause I need to speak to son now
then I'ma close your curtains, this is my show

I'ma come out the closet just to get you scared,
Tell me what happens if your character isn't squared,
10^2= the number of times you're beaten,
Go play your sh*t music, Symphony's by Beethoven.

 

[Jjppoohhnn]

I'ma come out the closet just to get you scared,
Tell me what happens if your character isn't squared,
10^2= the number of times you're beaten,
Go play your sh*t music, Symphony's by Beethoven.

Old Maid Billionare, Christina Aguilera's pimp
About New Orleans and those jumbo shrimp
Damm, it rang twelve times, chickens ain't right
Like I said, sometimes we bite

 

[Tojsta333]

The ROC army; Get Low and State Property
Adjusting the statistics, they don't count poverty
And any other reckless Good you can imagine
Actions speak, techniques spin, Wu with the legion

You with the Legion? What, Anonymoose?
I come in like thunder, call me Zeus,
You go into poverty when you be spectating,
Leave right now, cos this nig**s the King.

 

[Jjppoohhnn]

You with the Legion? What, Anonymoose?
I come in like thunder, call me Zeus,
You go into poverty when you be spectating,
Leave right now, cos this nig**s the King.

My beat transmits over radio tower
Soul power, from MC's I devour
You see, everywhere I go it's like Amsterdam
I need somebody won't you tell me who I am