The Rap Battle Thread

[The_Great_Tito]

Welcome back ladies and gents to your rap ambassador.
You said it yourself, you're pretty good for an amateur.
With those piercings in your ears, I'd say you looked stoned.
Tell all your little friends that you just got Jippowned.

Lights, action, cameras flashing.
Kicking in your jaw as they bring in the casket.
You can't rap, or write, but you want to do both.
You called HIM an amatauer? You're a lyrical joke.

 

[ThisJKid]

No contest? You must be joking,
My raps are so hard I'll leave you choking,
Sorry big bro that I have to wreck you here,
Don't be embarrassed just go disappear.

Bro you think you can take me,
Get new glasses so you can see,
How outmatched you are,
And so that you can have more time to flee.

 

[Tojsta333]

Bro you think you can take me,
Get new glasses so you can see,
How outmatched you are,
And so that you can have more time to flee.

Flee? Ha do you think this is a symphony,
I wrecked you b420, this is my colony,
I own this thread, Crimson don't mean sh*t,
J, with your rhymes you need some spirit!

 

[ThisJKid]

Flee? Ha do you think this is a symphony,
I wrecked you b420, this is my colony,
I own this thread, Crimson don't mean sh*t,
J, with your rhymes you need some spirit!

How the hell did you get symphony from flee?
You can't just throw words together randomly!
You're a newcomer, crimson created this,
Toj just leave now, you're taking the p*ss.

 

[Tojsta333]

How the hell did you get symphony from flee?
You can't just throw words together randomly!
You're a newcomer, crimson created this,
Toj just leave now, you're taking the p*ss.

Talking about p*ss, have you had a shower?
Was gonna come out the closet, best wait another hour,
Crimson created this but I'm the new ruler,
Your raps are so cold it's like they came outta the cooler.

 

[cmk950003]

Battlin me again, I think you’re delirious
You suck so bad, I can’t even take you serious

You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s Irish.
We’re the whitest country the world’s ever had
Losin to one of us, that’s just sad.

You only talk **** when you’re safe at your computer.
I think now it’s time for T-dogg to get neutered

I use the same rhymes every time, according to you.
You might wanna check your facts, all my lyrics are brand new.
You don’t know what you’re talkin bout, you don’t have a clue.
It’s all out my head, its comin out of the blue.

White face and red cheeks, looks like you got a fever.
And your teeth look like one of your parents was a beaver.

I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.

Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head.
I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.

You like to act like you're 50 Cent
But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents.

You say I’m gay, but I want you to pause it.
I’m still waitin on you to come out of the closet.

Losin to Reed, then me, and now me again.
You getting your *** kicked is becoming a trend.

I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don’t stop now, you’re gonna be in tears.

I beat you again, but I don’t think you learned,
When you **** with me, then you’re gonna get burned

 

[WertQuadNine]

Battlin me again, I think you’re delirious
You suck so bad, I can’t even take you serious

You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s Irish.
We’re the whitest country the world’s ever had
Losin to one of us, that’s just sad.

You only talk **** when you’re safe at your computer.
I think now it’s time for T-dogg to get neutered

I use the same rhymes every time, according to you.
You might wanna check your facts, all my lyrics are brand new.
You don’t know what you’re talkin bout, you don’t have a clue.
It’s all out my head, its comin out of the blue.

White face and red cheeks, looks like you got a fever.
And your teeth look like one of your parents was a beaver.

I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.

Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head.
I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.

You like to act like you're 50 Cent
But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents.

You say I’m gay, but I want you to pause it.
I’m still waitin on you to come out of the closet.

Losin to Reed, then me, and now me again.
You getting your *** kicked is becoming a trend.

I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don’t stop now, you’re gonna be in tears.

I beat you again, but I don’t think you learned,
When you **** with me, then you’re gonna get burned

Quit the ramble you little nut!
You sound like my butt!
Why don't you just... Strut?
B4 I come and cut.

Lol I'm so bad at this...

 

[Tojsta333]

Battlin me again, I think you’re delirious
You suck so bad, I can’t even take you serious

You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s Irish.
We’re the whitest country the world’s ever had
Losin to one of us, that’s just sad.

You only talk **** when you’re safe at your computer.
I think now it’s time for T-dogg to get neutered

I use the same rhymes every time, according to you.
You might wanna check your facts, all my lyrics are brand new.
You don’t know what you’re talkin bout, you don’t have a clue.
It’s all out my head, its comin out of the blue.

White face and red cheeks, looks like you got a fever.
And your teeth look like one of your parents was a beaver.

I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.

Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head.
I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.

You like to act like you're 50 Cent
But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents.

You say I’m gay, but I want you to pause it.
I’m still waitin on you to come out of the closet.

Losin to Reed, then me, and now me again.
You getting your *** kicked is becoming a trend.

I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don’t stop now, you’re gonna be in tears.

I beat you again, but I don’t think you learned,
When you **** with me, then you’re gonna get burned

Crim said 4 lines, one plus three,
I mean dude come on, that was nearly thirty,
Blah Miley this and Blah Fifty that,
Bring your face here, you need a slap.

 

[AMooseMan3]

Battlin me again, I think you’re delirious
You suck so bad, I can’t even take you serious

You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
Now you’re gonna lose to a kid that’s Irish.
We’re the whitest country the world’s ever had
Losin to one of us, that’s just sad.

You only talk **** when you’re safe at your computer.
I think now it’s time for T-dogg to get neutered

I use the same rhymes every time, according to you.
You might wanna check your facts, all my lyrics are brand new.
You don’t know what you’re talkin bout, you don’t have a clue.
It’s all out my head, its comin out of the blue.

White face and red cheeks, looks like you got a fever.
And your teeth look like one of your parents was a beaver.

I’ll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray.

Cause I’ll ruin your reputation and I’ll mess with you’re head.
I’ll embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish you were dead.

You like to act like you're 50 Cent
But in the gym locker room you're always pitchin tents.

You say I’m gay, but I want you to pause it.
I’m still waitin on you to come out of the closet.

Losin to Reed, then me, and now me again.
You getting your *** kicked is becoming a trend.

I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don’t stop now, you’re gonna be in tears.

I beat you again, but I don’t think you learned,
When you **** with me, then you’re gonna get burned

*Cough* Read the rules *Cough*

 

[Cinci | Kame]

Crim said 4 lines, one plus three,
I mean dude come on, that was nearly thirty,
Blah Miley this and Blah Fifty that,
Bring your face here, you need a slap.

Speaking of slaps here's one for you
Your raps are worse than sh*t times two
You joined this thread in all disgrace
But all you are is a waste to the human race

 

[cmk950003]

*Cough* Read the rules *Cough*

Do i care... hardcore i on ur ass

 

[cmk950003]

Speaking of slaps here's one for you
Your raps are worse than sh*t times two
You joined this thread in all disgrace
But all you are is a waste to the human race

What a lame rap lame as you
I am the king of rapping I will scare you boo!
I ride all night waiting for my next victim
I will destroy you
Then you could pick him
Learn from someone you can actually "rap"
not just a few lines and a tap