The Rap Battle Thread

[KorStonesword]

You wanna become deaf, that can be arranged dude,
Listen to your own rhymes, they're all rather strange dude,
I wish it would stop, your bars make my head pop,
Your lyrics are all wrong and I think you need to change dude.

Dude overuse of words much, dude?
I'm honestly not trying to be rude.
But your rapping skills are lacking,
so leave now and bow to da king!

 

[Cinci | Kame]

May I remind you to keep this thread PG
The only scouting I do's on MCSG
You've got nothing - no rythm, style or lyrics
I wish I'd become deaf so I wouldn't have to hear it.

Wanting to be deaf that's fine and dandy
Yet you'll still will be following kids, askin if they want your candy
Your raps hurt even my mind. Are my raps what you considered to be unkind
Your raps hurt the ears and eyes, no wonder Helen Keller wanted to be deaf and blind.

 

[ThisJKid]

Dude overuse of words much, dude?
I'm honestly not trying to be rude.
But your rapping skills are lacking,
so leave now and bow to da king!

Repetition is key, cause I frequently win.
My bars are awesome, yours thrown in the bin,
I'm sure with more thought, you could do better,
Start by thinking about words, letter by letter.

 

[Cinci | Kame]

Dude overuse of words much, dude?
I'm honestly not trying to be rude.
But your rapping skills are lacking,
so leave now and bow to da king!

The king? I would but Eminem isn't here
All I see is a person who is trembling in fear
You think you got what it takes to be here?
Think again boy you won't get anywhere near.

Repetition is key, cause I frequently win.
My bars are awesome, yours thrown in the bin,
I'm sure with more thought, you could do better,
Start by thinking about words, letter by letter.

Letter by letter? learn the alphabet first son
Maybe after that you might have a little more fun
Your repetition may give you some recognition
But nothin more than your future mortition

 

[ThisJKid]

The king? I would but Eminem isn't here
All I see is a person who is trembling in fear
You think you got what it takes to be here?
Think again boy you won't get anywhere near.

Letter by letter? learn the alphabet first son
Maybe after that you might have a little more fun
Your repetition may give you some recognition
But nothin more than your future mortition

I would think it through, but I haven't got time,
I know, 30 seconds just to do a quick rhyme,
But it's late and I'm afraid I need to rest,
I'm the best, between me and you there's no contest.

Goodnight

 

[Tojsta333]

I would think it through, but I haven't got time,
I know, 30 seconds just to do a quick rhyme,
But it's late and I'm afraid I need to rest,
I'm the best, between me and you there's no contest.

Goodnight

No contest? You must be joking,
My raps are so hard I'll leave you choking,
Sorry big bro that I have to wreck you here,
Don't be embarrassed just go disappear.

 

[Cinci | Kame]

No contest? You must be joking,
My raps are so hard I'll leave you choking,
Sorry big bro that I have to wreck you here,
Don't be embarrassed just go disappear.

If you call that wrecking you are only getting desirous
You better go take some lessons from poor Miley Cyrus
Your right about one thing, there isn't a contest here
I'm the best so you might as well go fetch me a beer,

 

[SniperSnakez]

If you call that wrecking you are only getting desirous
You better go take some lessons from poor Miley Cyrus
Your right about one thing, there isn't a contest here
I'm the best so you might as well go fetch me a beer,

You think you're all that
But your just really fat
Your rhymes are silly
They but you are just dillie

 

[JustlThelWorst]

HOW ABOUT NO.

 

[Cinci | Kame]

You think you're all that
But your just really fat
Your rhymes are silly
They but you are just dillie

Dillie? what kind of word is that?
And if you had skills like me of course youd think your all that
All you did was make up stuff about me
Let me show you how to rap sometime, just for you to see

 

[SniperSnakez]

Dillie? what kind of word is that?
And if you had skills like me of course youd think your all that
All you did was make up stuff about me
Let me show you how to rap sometime, just for you to see

You think you are smart
But you just know how to fart
Learn how to rap
And get rid of your cat!

 

[OnlyMathias]

Dawg why?
You make me cri
Learn to rap
Go get a freakin cap