Your very best jokes

[ImKatnissEverdeen]

Is it just me that doesn't understand this?

Nope.

 

[Math_Magician]

I have a pick-up line.
"Can I take a picture of you? So I can show santa what I want this year."

 

[Sasher]

Is it just me that doesn't understand this?

I dont know, but it made me laugh.

 

[OuchTheSchauzer]

Why'd Sally fall off the swing set?
She had no arms..... Knock knock?
'Who's there?'
not Sally

 

[ImKatnissEverdeen]

Why'd Sally fall off the swing set?
She had no arms..... Knock knock?
'Who's there?'
not Sally

That's so bad but I'm laughing xD

 

[HalfSquirrel]

Why'd Sally fall off the swing set?
She had no arms..... Knock knock?
'Who's there?'
not Sally

I think someone already said that, but nevertheless it is a good joke, however cruel it is

 

[ToeKnee]

Not really a joke but an insult:

When god was throwing intelligence into the world you must had have your umbrella up

 

[OuchTheSchauzer]

I think someone already said that, but nevertheless it is a good joke, however cruel it is

aw so close
Heres one
What'd one lawyer say to another lawyer...
we're both lawyers xD

 

[ImKatnissEverdeen]

aw so close
Heres one
What'd one lawyer say to another lawyer...
we're both lawyers xD

That might be the best joke I've ever heard in my life...:O!

 

[HalfSquirrel]

aw so close
Heres one
What'd one lawyer say to another lawyer...
we're both lawyers xD

Also said in this thread, but yet again a good joke

 

[OuchTheSchauzer]

Also said in this thread, but yet again a good joke

DAMN! Can't win!
A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says 'why the long face'
the horse stares back unable to understand for he is a horse.
The horse then proceeds to desecrate on the clean floor before jumping through the window

 

[HalfSquirrel]

DAMN! Can't win!
A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says 'why the long face'
the horse stares back unable to understand for he is a horse.
The horse then proceeds to desecrate on the clean floor before jumping through the window

I don't think I've seen this one before