Your very best jokes

[ExKing]

How did john fell of his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[SaudiAssassin]

The oldest MCSG joke in the book

Why did leafygreentea get banned

Because he lags.

 

[ExKing]

MCSG staff are fair. wait wut?

 

[Spike11]

MCSG staff are fair. wait wut?

Ex, don't get yourself banned

 

[ExKing]

Ex, don't get yourself banned

Actually I don't want to get banned on the forums too xD

 

[Yomega]

Why did the monkey fall off the swing?

Spoiler

He had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall off the fence?

Spoiler

He had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Spoiler

He was dead.

 

[Sasher]

 

[Qualia]

How did john fell of his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

LMFAO LOLOLOLOL

 

[WertQuadNine]

seven eight nine! Hur hurr

 

[HalfSquirrel]

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.

What did the man say when holding a square clock (came up with this one myself )?
I'm holding Time Square! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaa

Derp. (best joke ever)

 

[billyguy1]

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

 

[Toast]

What did one wall say to the other?

Spoiler

Nothing, walls cannot talk

Where do you find a man with no limbs?

Spoiler

Where you left him