Your very best jokes

[tpemrickjr]

Minecraft Pro Tip: Never waste your diamonds on a hoe

 

[HalfSquirrel]

Minecraft Pro Tip: Never waste your diamonds on a hoe

But dimond hoes are beautifurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.rrrr. r. r.

 

[csy393]

What do You call a bird with a big head?
Squawkward!

 

[ImKatnissEverdeen]

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! eheheheh.

 

[friedfred]

Ok this the best one.
Why is six scared of seven.
Because seven ate nine.

 

[ulthar]

What is the main cause of death for n00bs?
Jefeperro

 

[Lucidictive]

This joke contains adult content!

MRW I fapped for the first time:

 

[TheRealAussie]

Noooppeee

 

[JustAHotDog]

What do you call a hotdog that goes to corn?
A corndog

I'm so funny :3

 

[Lucidictive]

What do you call a hotdog that goes to corn?
A corndog

I'm so funny :3

 

[Oblift]

2 men walk into a bar
1 man ask "what is 1+1"
other man say "2"
they die

 

[HalfSquirrel]

2 men walk into a bar
1 man ask "what is 1+1"
other man say "2"
they die

Is it just me that doesn't understand this?