Your very best jokes

[Toast]

So 4 guys walk into a bar...
The 5th one ducked.

 

[Lucidictive]

(the thread says that we can just post pics and gifs now)

 

[Sasher]

 

[Toast]

HalfSquirrel

 

[Lucidictive]

 

[marcopolo70]

whats not left?
right.

 

[zorrodc]

We should be allowed to post dirty jokes in here aslong was we have some kind of giant advertisement saying DONT READ IF SMALL CHILDREN ARE AROUND

Yeah okay

 

[zorrodc]

DO NOT READ IF THERE ARE SMALL CHILDREN AROUND

So heres my favorite dirty joke:

If sex with three people is a threesome, and sex with two people is a twosome, then you'll understand why they call me handsome.

Also, best pick up line ever: "There'll be seven planets after I destroy Uranus."

This is a bit much.
Try to tone it down a little, but I suppose that's what the warning is for

 

[Sasher]

This is a bit much.
Try to tone it down a little, but I suppose that's what the warning is for

Yeah I suppose its going a little overboard, I deleted the post.

 

[zorrodc]

Yeah I suppose its going a little overboard, I deleted the post.

Okay thanks.
Still funny though.

 

[Jon | Lqzer]

The A flat minor Scale is one of the hardest on violin, and is a very challenging key to play in.

Talk about playing that on trumpet!
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There are 3 kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can’t. I think I'm one of those who can, but I'm not sure...
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What would a fly be called if it didn’t have wings?

Spoiler

A walk.

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What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?

Spoiler

Wrong.

 

[SniperSnakez]

Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?

A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.