The Rap Battle Thread (2015)

[Giggity69Goo]

Don't even care,
No I won't share
my sword my FnS
You think your health is low?
Im about to make it even less..

It's sad to see you even try

I'm US but my ping is still 95

So think twice about your strategy

And try it in a different galaxy

Hey man,
You have no fans
U think u could beat me?
Bro are u crazy
I beat people's a**es everyday
Who are you too say that I can't hurt a fly
I'll beat you like you are a piece of pie

Woah man look at the rules

"2-4 Liners only" HA such fools

Come back when you got something better

Also, I think I just found your sweater

 

[therealhoogee]

It's sad to see you even try

I'm US but my ping is still 95

So think twice about your strategy

And try it in a different galaxy


Woah man look at the rules

"2-4 Liners only" HA such fools

Come back when you got something better

Also, I think I just found your sweater

your Ping is irrelevant .
Your life is simply decadent.
So look me in the eye ,
And say "I messed with the wrong guy"

 

[Imanol]

i rap like a ball

swish the ball like a stall

climb the ladder like a monkta

bars

 

[therealhoogee]

i rap like a ball

swish the ball like a stall

climb the ladder like a monkta

bars

Hey man,
You have no fans
U think u could beat me?
Bro are u crazy
I beat people's a**es everyday
Who are you too say that I can't hurt a fly
I'll beat you like you are a piece of pie

You think you're so clever .
But go back to school.
You chose the wrong words
From the lexical pool

 

[charliewolves]

It's sad to see you even try

I'm US but my ping is still 95

So think twice about your strategy

And try it in a different galaxy


Woah man look at the rules

"2-4 Liners only" HA such fools

Come back when you got something better

Also, I think I just found your sweater

Yo dude look out, too slow,
I have left you too low.
95, 17 more like it,
I do recommend keeping fit,
I have been chasing you quite a bit.
Run run as fast as you can,
because you ain't a gingerbread man.
Try to craft? Ha, I'll catch you in the act,
My PC is better than your mac.
Left right Corn is mine,
If you hadn't messed with me you would of been fine.

 

[Gataraid]

"2-4 Liners only"

wen yew akctually read rewles

 

[charliewolves]

wen yew akctually read rewles

:3 In the heat of the moment, rap rules go out the window

 

[Gataraid]

:3 In the heat of the moment, rap rules go out the window

dawg, i feel you cuh

 

[LukeTheCat]

Just as I think these forums can't get any cringier, a thread like this comes along. Jesus christ this is hard to read.

 

[therealhoogee]

Yo dude look out, too slow,
I have left you too low.
95, 17 more like it,
I do recommend keeping fit,
I have been chasing you quite a bit.
Run run as fast as you can,
because you ain't a gingerbread man.
Try to craft? Ha, I'll catch you in the act,
My PC is better than your mac.
Left right Corn is mine,
If you hadn't messed with me you would of been fine.

Come on dude your rhymes are in beta
Can't you reply to a stupid old sweater?
If I may add: your rhymes could be finer.
And don't you understand the words "4 liner"?

 

[Swifftyy]

Come on dude your rhymes are in beta
Can't you reply to a stupid old sweater?
If I may add: your rhymes could be finer.
And don't you understand the words "4 liner"?

i like this kid ^

 

[Gataraid]

Just as I think these forums can't get any cringier, a thread like this comes along. Jesus christ this is hard to read.

ok master chief, or should I call you Master Qu**f?

Why are you using Jesus's name in vain, eh john? Are you Christian?

Or are you Satan's g*y spawn? Click of the thread and let it be,

or else you'll be sucking off xSwifftyHD