The Rap Battle Thread (2015)

[Girls]

raps going fast like paul walker,

yo girl call me daddy, but she aint my daughter

 

[ImtheforumGod]

raps going fast like paul walker,

yo girl call me daddy, but she aint my daughter

here's my ex's number 1(408)-960-4921




Sike, that's the wrong number

raps going fast like paul walker,

yo girl call me daddy, but she aint my daughter

career ended

 

[Girls]

here's my ex's number 1(408)-960-4921




Sike, that's the wrong number

you call yourself the forumgod,

but can you even use a rod?

i dont know, lets see
maybe in 10 years you can finally beat me.

 

[ImtheforumGod]

you call yourself the forumgod,

but can you even use a rod?

i dont know, lets see
maybe in 10 years you can finally beat me.

I'm gonna end ur career right now and again? u should haven't even have battled me.

boom bam bop bada bop boom pow

but im not a rapper

 

[Giggity69Goo]

raps going fast like paul walker,

yo girl call me daddy, but she aint my daughter

you got that last line from an "Excuse my name is..." video shared on Worldstar

 

[Nephilim]

I'm gonna end ur career right now and again? u should haven't even have battled me.

boom bam bop bada bop boom pow

but im not a rapper

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[ImtheforumGod]

Please do not multi post.

2. Do not multipost: Posting more than one post in a row is not allowed since it makes it take longer for others to view posts below yours.

• If there is an update to a topic, and no one has yet mentioned it, you are allowed to post more than once in a row.
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I merged them together, but in the future please use the EDIT button.

oh no!!! thanks so much for doing that!!!

 

[therealhoogee]

Den rhymes der xD

You think you gonna win?
Ain't no damn way.
You better work hard or you might as well pray.
You think you're so smart.
You think you're so hard.
But next time make sure
You play the right card

 

[Girls]

you got that last line from an "Excuse my name is..." video shared on Worldstar

xD

 

[charliewolves]

Don't even care,
No I won't share
my sword my FnS
You think your health is low?
Im about to make it even less..

 

[therealhoogee]

Don't even care,
No I won't share
my sword my FnS
You think your health is low?
Im about to make it even less..

your rhymes are pretty sad.
Your raps are pretty bad
You'd better stop boastin
And get ready for a roastin
You really are awful
You really can't play.
Your roasted remains lie in the ash tray.



*crowd goes bananas*

 

[UndeniableZombie]

Why don't you just stop Nirmit?

Your rhymes couldn't hurt a fly now could it?

Just walk away from this forsaken doom

And let me sweep you away with my lil rap broom.

Hey man,
You have no fans
U think u could beat me?
Bro are u crazy
I beat people's butts everyday
Who are you too say that I can't hurt a fly
I'll beat you like you are a piece of pie