The Rap Battle Thread (2015)

[Swifftyy]

ok master chief, or should I call you Master Qu**f?

Why are you using Jesus's name in vain, eh john? Are you Christian?

Or are you Satan's g*y spawn? Click of the thread and let it be,

or else you'll be sucking off xSwifftyHD

yyee thats me

 

[Swifftyy]

ok master chief, or should I call you Master Qu**f?

Why are you using Jesus's name in vain, eh john? Are you Christian?

Or are you Satan's g*y spawn? Click of the thread and let it be,

or else you'll be sucking off xSwifftyHD

1 Pac, 2 Pac, 3 Pac, 4
4 Pac, 3 Pac, 2 Pac, 1
You're Pac, he's Pac, no Pac, none
This guy ain't no motherfuc.king MC
I know everything he's 'bout to say against me
I am white, I am a fuc.king bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all six of you chumps
And Wink did f.uck my girl
I'm still standing here screaming, bunnies the Free World
Don't ever try to judge me, dude
You don't know what the bunnies I've been through
But I know something about you
You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school
What's the matter, dog, you embarrassed?
This guy's a gangster? His real name's sam
And sam lives at home with both parents
And sam parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle, he shook
Cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks
He's scared to death, he's scared to look in his fuc.king yearbook
bunnies Cranbrook

call me the mexican eminem

 

[Swifftyy]

smh you are so unoriginal

Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver
So was Eddie Haskal, Wally, and Ms. Cleaver
This guy keeps screamin', he's paranoid!
Quick, someone get his ass another steriod!
"Blahbity bloo blah blah blahbity bloo blah!"
I ain't hear a word you said, "hipidy hooblah!"
Is that a tank top, or a new bra?
Look, Snoop Dogg just got a fuckin' boob job!
Didn't you listen to the last round, meat head?
Pay attention, you're sayin the same Good that he said!
Matter fact, dog, here's a pencil
Go home, write some Good, make it suspenseful,
And don't come back until something dope hits you
bunnies it! You can take the mike home with you!
Lookin' like a cyclone hit you,
Tank top screamin', "Lotto, I don't fit you!"
You see how far those white jokes get you
Boy's like "How Vanilla Ice gonna diss you?"
My motto: bunnies Lotto!
I get the 7 digits from your mother for a dolla tomorrow!

 

[BaccaBoy1999]

I jumped you in an ally, no boys with me
I say, how ya doin sally, i saw you with frankie
cheatin with ya ex, man that must-a really hit home,
Thought that bs was done after you ended it with jerome
I put the glock to yo head, finger on the trigga
But I didn't pull, I'm not a savage n****
I hope this taught you a lesson, not to fool around
If you do it again, I'll just leave you on the ground.

 

[Swifftyy]

I jumped you in an ally, no boys with me
I say, how ya doin sally, i saw you with frankie
cheatin with ya ex, man that must-a really hit home,
I didn't see the signs, didn't know you would roam
Thought that bs was done after you ended it with jerome
so im gonna have-ta kill ya, gun up to yo dome
I put the glock to yo head, finger on the trigga
But I didn't pull, I'm not a savage n****
I hope this taught you a lesson, not to fool around
If you do it again, I'll just leave you on the ground.

my rap : your name is bacca ez win

 

[BaccaBoy1999]

my rap : your name is bacca ez win

i edited the rap, took 2 lines out, mind editing the post? xD thanks.

 

[Swifftyy]

i edited the rap, took 2 lines out, mind editing the post? xD thanks.

bacca bacca bacca

 

[charliewolves]

Come on dude your rhymes are in beta
Can't you reply to a stupid old sweater?
If I may add: your rhymes could be finer.
And don't you understand the words "4 liner"?

Sorry to disappoint you but im not a guy,
Maybe you should say that looking me in the eye.
I don't really care what you say,
I am the winner at the end of the day ;p

 

[therealhoogee]

Sorry to disappoint you but im not a guy,
Maybe you should say that looking me in the eye.
I don't really care what you say,
I am the winner at the end of the day ;p

That eye rhyme was mine
Though not set in stone
Maybe you should try come up with some of your own
If when the day ends , you "win" my friend,
Can I point out that this day will never end

 

[charliewolves]

That eye rhyme was mine
Though not set in stone
Maybe you should try come up with some of your own
If when the day ends , you "win" my friend,
Can I point out that this day will never end

Haha, I forced you into an Error you cannot pretend,
That day is now, its coming to an end
Fast, You call me out for not sticking to the 4 line rule,
and now you are a hypocrite writing 5 lines in this duel.
xD

 

[therealhoogee]

Haha, I forced you into an Error you cannot pretend,
That day is now, its coming to an end
Fast, You call me out for not sticking to the 4 line rule,
and now you are a hypocrite writing 5 lines in this duel.
xD

Admit I broke the 4 line rule
In doing so I feel like a monstrous fool.
Your rhythm however is utterly dead.
Can I suggest you go to bed.
Before this "day" of battling ends
And then to you I'll have to lend.
Some aloe Vera so you can heal
All the wounds which you congeal

 

[Aidan]

Giggity69Goo Just for you babe <3

Giggity Goo
You look like poo
some people say thats a lie
but i say it is true

moo moo thats a cow
when u were made mod u had a vow
hackers and spammers could not be allowed

what am i rapping?
i dont know
what are you mapping?
some really low!!!!

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