The friendzone is a very complicated thing.
What is the friendzone?
The friend zone, in popular culture, refers to a
platonic relationship wherein one person, most commonly a man, wishes to enter into a romantic or sexual relationship, while the other does not. It is generally considered to be an undesirable or dreaded situation by the lovelorn person. If a desired party does not return or respond affirmatively to the advances or affection of the desiring party, but continues to participate in the friendship in a platonic way, it is sometimes described as
friend-zoning. In a related sense of the term,
friend zone can describe a "commitment mismatch", such as when two people are sexually involved, but in which one person wants a committed relationship such as being a boyfriend or girlfriend, while the other does not. According to psychologists, the man in a cross-gender friendship is more likely to be attracted to his woman friend than she is to him, and he is more likely to overestimate her interest in a romantic or sexual relationship. The concept has been criticized by
feminists as being unfair and
misogynistic in imposing an obligation on women to offer sex in return for kind actions by men.
Okay? But how do i escape it!
The friendzone is nearly impossible to escape, and will happen very rarely, if ever, in your life. But there is a key to the door that locks you into the zone of friends, and frankly, it begins with self elimination. Look for everything she wants in a man and become it. She likes abs? Get abs. She likes black hair? Dye your hair. She likes a triangular face shape? Get plastic surgery. Become everything she wants in a man.
Alright, I'm everything she wants, now what?
Now it's time to begin your move. Walk to her house with a Costco teddy bear, chocolates and roses. Knock on her door three times. Two times or less seems like you don't really care, four times or more makes you seem clingy, THIS STEP IS VERY IMPORTANT. When she opens the door and sees the new you, give her the teddy bear and eat the chocolates, use your special rose knife to stab her for putting you in the friendzone, THEN SHE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER.
But! She still doesn't like me! She has a boyfriend!
When the woman of your dreams is in a relationship with someone else it is courteous to make sure he dies or give them time. Wait for their relationship to end or take him out with many different objects or in many different ways. Show respect towards the relationship you hate so much and make sure you try your best to end it no matter what. Once you follow the step of assassination, make sure you are with her to help her during her mourning. This is a ESSENTIAL step in the healing process.
Her boyfriend is dead, but she still doesn't like me!
Dang. You are deeper than Krubera cave in the friendzone. I think you gotta ditch her and find someone else to do all these new steps to. Yeah i understand you completely changed yourself for this woman, killer her boyfriend, and stabbed her a little bit, but in the end. She was no worth it at all. Some woman are cruel, some are understanding, the important thing is to spot the difference.
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Kappa.
